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Fic Post: To My Son, Farewell [Dec. 17th, 2011|04:30 pm] [ Tags | fic, metal man, tearjerker, wily ] [ Weather of the Factory | depressed ] Title: To My Son, Farewell Fandom: Megaman Classic Characters: Dr. Wily, Metal Man Rating: PG/PG-13 (depending on what you view character death portrayed realistically as) Disclaimer: I do not own the Megaman series or its characters. I merely write about them as a hobby. Warning: Character death. May be a tearjerker to some. ( To My Son Farewell ) link contribute to the chaos

[Dec. 13th, 2011|12:23 pm] [ Tags | fuckinghate, fuckoff, fuckyou, idratherreadtwilightthandealwithyou ] Dear RAT, I want you to know I hate your guts. Your offenses? - You're the most pushy, obnoxious roleplayer I've ever seen, and that's saying something considering that L is pretty bad for the same bloody thing. Must every thread you enter revolve completely around your characters? Must everyone drop whatever thread they're doing to do a thread with you? We roleplay to have fun, not to cater to your fucking whims. - Out of character, you're the most rude and annoying bitch I've ever had to put up with. You don't fucking put "lol" when someone's completely fucking serious. You don't make slurs about ethnicity, ability status, gender identity, sexual orientation, etc. And stereotypes are even worse bitch. ANY FUCKING PSYCH MAJOR WOULD KNOW THIS BY THE END OF THEIR INTRO COURSE. You don't BUTT INTO THE CONVERSATION AND TURN IT TOWARD YOU. That's just a good way to make people fucking hate you. - When we're doing OOC crack roleplays for fun, must you really have your MASSIVE BLACK HOLE SUE KNOW EVERY FUCKING CHARACTER AND PICK FIGHTS WITH CHARACTERS THAT DON'T LIKE HER BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT TREATING HER LIKE THE "SPESHUL SNOWFLAEK" YOU BELIEVE THEM TO BE? - You steal facets of other peoples' characters without even ASKING. This...one character you created...is there even any sense of originality to her? Let's see...you pretty much took the name from a canon character and made the character practically a genderswap of him. You have stolen the more ENDEARING traits of other characters just to make your little "speshul snowflake" that much cuter; I did not appreciate having one of my favorite OCs' endearing habits stolen from him. That "beeping" of noses was HIS trademark. I am almost afraid to have some of my other OC children do their endearing cute habits in canon OR in OOC because I'm afraid you'll steal those too. - You blatantly try to mold your little black hole sue to fit the nearest un-paired character or character that she isn't already "friends" with. Guess what? DWN011 shows no interest in your sue. He either wanted Plum...or no one at all. And cooking isn't going to get you into his heart. It's only going to make him roll his eyes at you the more you attempt. DWN012 already HAS a relationship, he's not interested in your sue no matter how good of coffee she makes. DWN056 doesn't want a car washer. He's happy without a relationship though I'm practically forcing him into one to keep your sue away from him. DLN066 is gay. No amount of flashing your boobs at him will make him straight. And SRN005 is FUCKIN' MARRIED. He's not going to whore out to the nearest earth girl anyway because he doesn't like earthligs. Capice? And don't even think that my OC will want to be friends with yours. She hates Earthlings more than her husband. - You blatantly suck up to people. I don't trust suck-ups. That's the perfect way to earn ALL of my mistrust in one fell swoop, and you'd already earned it to begin with. link contribute to the chaos

This is a Call-Out [Oct. 29th, 2011|03:50 pm] [ Tags | oh yeah i went there, rant about a whiny bitch ] As the title suggests, this is a call-out, posted to vent my spleen about someone who drives me up the everloving frickin' wall. No, not a Twitard for once. As a roleplayer, he's lazy and selfish. He posts only once a month and just to keep his characters. He doesn't even read the thread before he suddenly up and posts in it, then doesn't post for like weeks on end. He's just doing it so he can hog the characters and it's more than a little frustrating. As an owner and admin of his own roleplay forum, he doesn't even seem to give a rat's ass about it and lets it fall into nothingness. My friend, my cousin, and I literally had to tell him that we'd done about THREE OR FOUR APPS that were waiting" and he still didn't get on for another three days. As a person, he's a whiny bitch of an attention whore. He literally starts getting bitchy if you don't greet him the second he comes into the chat. Maybe someone's upset and needs to vent before they say hi to him. Maybe we're fuckin' busy writing posts. We're trying to have a conversation? He wants to dominate the conversation and turn it toward him. He brings up that he supposedly "has major problems" and then won't elaborate on them. If ya got a fuckin' problem, either tell or don't speak up about it at all. And then he's going to go and self-diagnose himself with a MAJOR psychological disorder around SOMEONE WITH A PSYCH DEGREE? Especially when SAID PSYCHOLOGIST HAS A CLOSE FRIEND WITH THE FUCKING DISORDER? No. I'm not having that bullshit. Not to mention he's a fucking coward. You know what? He blames the admin for being the reason he doesn't post. Oh, because she just sent him a note that said "You are inactive, you have (x amount of time) to post as your characters or you will be dropped for inactivity. Thank you." On top of that, he didn't even have the nerve to call said admin a bitch to her face. We often compared him to a former roleplayer on the roleplay. Said former roleplayer was an oblivious ass, but a damn good roleplayer. I almost feel bad for flipping out on the other guy...when he's not half as bad as this guy. I want our wannabe Forte back. ;u; And get rid of the bad Buster/Nitro/Guts/Toad/forget the fifth one he never posts anyway. link contribute to the chaos

Fic Post: Threshold [Oct. 21st, 2011|01:35 pm] [ Tags | fic, gore, insanity, terrasaturn ] [ Weather of the Factory | cold ] [ Metal Beats | Numb -- Linkin Park ] Title: Threshold Fandom: Megaman Classic + Megaman Gigamix Character: Terra/Saturn Rating: (will be filled later) Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to the Megaman series. I just like to write fanfiction involving the characters. Warning: If you are squicked by the following, please do not go further: M/M, blood and gore, robot-cannibalism, licking empty eye sockets... Let's just say anything that can be distrubing. ( Threshold ) link contribute to the chaos

Fic Post: Earthen (Prologue: The Sun's Earth) [Oct. 21st, 2011|01:33 pm] Title: Earthen Chapter Title: The Sun's Earth Fandom: Megaman Classic Character/Pairing: Sunstar x Terra Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: I don't even claim to own the Megaman series. That's a Capcom property, yo. I'm merely using the Robot Masters as dolls for my sick desires. Warning: If you are not fond of M x M or Mpreg, you might want to avoid this. There are implications that Terra was pregnant when he'd fought Mega Man. ( The Sun's Earth ) link contribute to the chaos

The AntiTwitard Crusade Continues with Protoblues! [Sep. 26th, 2011|04:08 pm] [ Tags | anti-twilight, protoblues snarks ] A. Standard Responses 1. You have no life! Blues: Actually...I have several EXTRA LIVES. -Sneers- 2. OMG How can you NOT like it? WTF is wrong with you? Blues: -Thumbing through a robot repair manual- Huh? Oh. The only thing wrong with me is my core is effed up. 3. You're just in denial. You secretly LOVE it! Blues: Oh, it's no secret I love to mock it~. 4. It's pointless to hate something. Blues: It's pointless for organic beings to exist but they still do. -Mutters.- 5. Stop being a hypocrite! Blues: Oh, boo-hoo. Quit tossing around big words you don't know the meaning of. -Thumbs through dictionary.- Hypocrite. Noun. One who acts contradictory to his or her stated beliefs or feelings. That term is more befitting of a Twitard who claims to be pacifistic and then throws bleach on someone who dares dislike their beloved Twishit. 6. You're immature (for speaking your opinion logically). Blues: Oh look at you. Tossing around another big word you don't know the meaning of. -Thumbs through the dictionary.- Immature. Adjective. Exhibiting less than the expected degree of maturity. Again, a term that applies to Twitards everywhere, who act like raging three-year-olds when someone says something they don't like about Twishit. 7. Something is seriously wrong with you! Blues: Oh yeah, something is wrong. -Casual smirk. Shrug.- My core is incomplete and could fail at any time. It's like you organic beings' hearts. 8. Who you think you are? Blues: DLN-000, Blues Light. Also known as Proto Man or Break Man. And I'm one badass machine. 9. OMG, it's just a book! Why are you taking it so seriously? Blues: Oh, I don't take it seriously. I'm laughing the whole time I'm reading while your guys are making a religion out of this book. So who's really takin' it seriously, eh? 10. You're just jealous! Blues: No. Not really. -Snerk.- 10. You’re reading too much into it. (OR “You’re overanalyzing it.”) Blues: Come back and tell me that when you're not trying to make a religion from it. 11. Think before you act. Blues: -Sits, thinks for a minute, then incinerates a copy of Twishit with his Protobuster.- 12. Your arguments are stupid. I didn’t see any of what you’re talking about. Blues: -Hikes thumb at his Mac screen.- Frozen Apples Wiki. -Hikes thumb at stack of psychology textbooks.- Psych textbooks. Oh wait. I forgot you don't read anything but trash. B. Assumptions About Anti-Twilighters 1. You probably haven't even read the book! Blues: Oh, I did. -Casual shrug.- I then copied Solar Man's Solar Blaze and set it ablaze. 2. You just don't understand the beauty of Edward and Bella's relationship. Blues: When was love about psychological abuse, stalking, and violence? I don't see any beauty in that. I prefer to find more...healthy standards of beauty. You know. Building up my boyfriend when he's down, giving him space when he needs it, and treating him with the same kind of care that I'd expect from him. 3. You're just jealous of Bella because she's prettier than you! (to females) Blues: Pah, Roll's not jealous of Bella. She's hella prettier. 4. You're just jealous because Twilight's taking all the girls away! (to males) Blues: Girls don't matter to a gay teenage boy. Sorry to burst your Bubble Lead. 5. You've probably only seen the movie. Go read the books; they're SO much better! Blues: Sorry, I don't watch trash. I watch awesome stuff like Dolphin Tale and I'm looking forward to The Three Musketeers. 6. Wow, your love life must suck. Blues: Actually, mine's a lot better than someone who has to masturbate to a Mormon housewife's dirty dreams. 7. You don't have any idea of what romance is, do you? Blues: Romance. Noun. A romantic affair or experience; a love affair. I'm pretty sure I know what romance is. You know what real romance is? It's not dragging a girl or guy across a parking lot. It's not stalking them while they sleep. It's something that occurs naturally, like sitting on the rooftop together and whistling together, or sitting outside on a winter's day, sharing the same tattered yellow scarf. 8. You’re too young/not mature enough to understand. Blues: Actually, I'm old enough and mature enough to understand but some snot-nosed thirteen-year-old human must think she knows all, huh? 9. If you didn't like Twilight and you're a girl, you're probably a lesbian. Blues: I'll have you know my sister Roll is a girl who hates Twishit. And she's dating Crash Man. Therefore, your argument has been rendered invalid. 10. You probably only read the first one. You can’t get the full effect from that! Blues: Read 'em. Incinerated 'em after laughing my ass off. 11. You don’t read it? Do you read AT ALL? Blues: Oh, I read. I just don't read trash. -Thumbing through a robot repair manual again.- 12. You just don’t have a very big vocabulary. You probably didn’t understand it. Blues: Oh, I have a massive vocabulary. I don't feel the need to repeat "chagrin" every few sentences, consistently use words in ways that don't even mean what they really are, or correctly apply grammar. Seriously, I could write better than the drivel known as Twishit in shorter, simpler language without breaking a sweat. 13. It’s okay. Someone will take pity on you one day and be your Edward. Blues: Oh, I don't need "Deadward". I've got Metalman. 14. Only old, ugly men hate Twilight. Blues: ...Actually, that moron Dr. Wily LOVES Twilight. 13. You probably have no friends. Blues: I have friends wherever I go. 14. You must be very insecure about yourself. Blues: Only about the potential that I could die soon. 15. You must be the outcasts of society. Blues: I prefer the term "disenfranchised mechanical being". 16. You must be really desperate! Blues: -Mocking tone- Oh look at me! I'm a twitard! I'm so desperate for teh secks that I fap to a shitty book! 17. You’re just jealous that Edward loves Bella and not you! Blues: Why would I be jealous of a dead slab of sparkles? 18. You don’t even know what you’re talking about! Blues: Oh, I know what I'm talking about. Question is, do you? C. You Just Hate… 1. You just hate romances. Blues: I just hate shitty romances. 2. You only hate it because everyone else likes it! Blues: Actually, I hate it because it was a total pile of crap. 3. You just hate Mormons, don’t you? Blues: Oh, I just hate morons. 4. You just hate vampire/werewolf stories! Blues: ...Yes. Yes I do. I'm proud of it. D. Challenges 1. If you think Twilight sucked, why don't you go write a bestseller? Blues: Ah, you mean this one I'm working on right now? -Jiggles a pen and holds up a notebook- 2. Go to college and get an education! You really need it! Blues: ...Already uploaded college_education.exe E. Questioning Anti-Twlighters 1. If you hated it so much, why would you read it and analyze it? Blues: I was willing to give it a chance at first. I forced myself to finish it. I analyzed it to figure out what I hated so much. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom. 2. If you hate it, why would you make a website about it? Blues: ...I do not own this site... 3. If you didn’t like the first one, why did you keep reading the series? Blues: It's called giving something the benefit of the doubt. Which I regret doing with this drivel. 4. OMG, it’s just a book! Why are you taking it so seriously? Blues: Again, I was the one laughing at it, you're the ones making religion from it. 5. You don’t read it? Do you read AT ALL? Blues: -Drops a massive robot repair manual in your hands.- Read it. 6. If you hated the books, why would you buy them? Terra: I didn't. Dr. Wily forced them on me and I burned them. F. Denial of the Existence of the First Amendment 1. How DARE you say something against (our beloved) Twilight! Blues: I can say what I want. 2. We can say whatever we want to! "Freedom of speech, baby!" Blues: So can I. "FREEDOM OF SPEECH, BITCHES." 3. If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all. Blues: If you don't have anything smart to say, don't say anything at all. 4. WE DON'T LIKE YOU! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! Blues: Ah yes, play the victim while stalking me. Ha! 5. You can express your opinion, but you seriously need to shut up. Blues: I don't need to shut up, nor do I want to shut up. But you should shut up while I still have Asimov's first law programmed into me. 6. No one wants to hear what you have to say! If you hate Twilight, no one wants to hear it! Blues: No one wants to hear about Twishit either. 7. I don't have a problem with you bashing Twilight, but just keep it to yourself. Blues: Then you have a problem~. Remember when you were calling me a hypocrite? That's really what's happening with you. 8. Stop ruining it for those who like it! Blues: You mean there's anything there that wasn't ruined? 9. Honestly, your opinion doesn’t even matter to anyone! Blues: Seriously, human? Seriously? Your opinion matters as much to robotkind as mine to humans like you.. 10. You can’t tell these fans that they’re delusional! That’s not nice! In fact, that’s immoral! Blues: Who ever said I was a moralistic, upstanding guy? Blues: This applies to each of the ten denials. So it's okay to praise but not to put it down? It's a two way street, not a two dollar buffet. You can't just pick and choose what's "freedom of speech" and what's a "violation of rights", Earthlings. G. Defending Edward 1. Edward isn't abusive! He loves and protects Bella! Blues: Blocking someone, insulting someone, practicing psychological warfare, stalking, and dragging someone do not count as love and protection. That is physical and psychological abuse. 2. Edward isn't a stalker! It's so romantic that he watches Bella while she sleeps. Blues: He broke into her home to do so. Not only is that "breaking and entering" which is a felony in some places, but it's also pretty DAMN creepy. Like Star Man. 3. Edward didn't rape Bella! They were having sex! Blues: It was rape the moment Bella said "no". And rape is fuckin' felony. 4. Edward is SO hot/sexy/the sex. Blues: I'm the sex. Don't ever declare Deadward the sex again. 5. But Edward’s old fashioned! Blues: The Stardroids are old-fashioned. Deadward's just a creep. 6. It’s not stalking if Bella’s asleep, you know. Blues: Yes. It is. And it's breaking and entering, which is a fucking felony, as I have stated before. In addition, since he's peeking in on her, it can also be considered voyeurism. I hope Deadward knows better than to drop the soap~. 7. So what if Edward’s perverted? He’s still hot! Blues: Hotness excuses nothing. H. Defending Bella 1. How can you say Bella is shallow? Blues: Oh, let's see...she has all the personality of a cardboard cutout, all the intelligence of wallpaper paste, and bases everything on a single glance. 2. Bella isn’t stupid! She read all those books! Blues: Oh, you mean standard required reading for American human schoolchildren? That don't count. Bring her back when she reads this. -Drops a robot repair manual in your hands.- 3. Bella isn't Stephenie Meyer! What the heck is a Mary Sue? Blues: Every piece of evidence indicates that Bella is an idealized version of Stephenie Meyer. In addition, I recommend you google the definition of a Mary Sue and save yourself the trouble. If you even know what Google is. 4. Bella isn’t immature! She takes care of her dad and can cook! Blues: My ten-year-old brother isn't immature either. He takes care of dad and our sister and our brothers and his dog and tries to save the world. ...and then cries every night at having to carry the weight of all those responsibilities. Of course, he's naive as fuck...and now I've turned this into a rant about my little brother. 5. What do you mean Bella doesn't have flaws? She's clumsy! Blues: That's a flimsy flaw at best. Want good flaws? Let me point you to a robot with chronic severe fatigue from DAILY. FUCKING. LIVING. His core could go out on him any day and leave him dead wherever he stands while it leaks radiation. He's a selfish jerkass who doesn't treat his family half as much like family as he should rightfully treat them. He's socially inept except to a select few robots who he has any semblance of trust. He mistrusts his own creator because he's too independent for his own damn good and would likely kill humans if he didn't have Asimov's First Law of Robotics programmed into him. He betrayed the man who "repaired" him just because he saw his little brother fighting for "the good of humanity". And he's shed countless robots' crimson oil while claiming it to be for "the greater good" when in all honesty, he just hates that said robots for the petty reason that he doesn't like some "pale imitation of himself." Give up? It's me. Blues "Protoman" Light. I. Defending Meyerpires and Meyerwolves 1. How do you know vampires can’t sparkle? Have you ever met one? Blues: Shademan doesn't sparkle and he's a vampire. -Casual shrug.- 2. Imprinting isn’t pedophilia! It’s destined love! Blues: PREdestined love, where the younger party has no choice in the matter. In addition, it has the potential to become pedophilia, as the imprinter can make all the motions toward his imprintee to prepare them for the sexual acts. Which means it's pretty much pedophilia in a fancy package. 3. Vampires and werewolves aren’t real anyway! SMeyer can write them however she wants! Blues: You make a valid point. However, in all due respect, it does not take back the fact that the way she is writing them does not lead back to the common mythos that many readers such as myself CHERISH and RESPECT. 4. Vampires are sexier when they sparkle! Blues: ...Then go fuck a disco ball. I think vampires aren't sexy, period. 5. Vampires can totally have sex! Who said they couldn't? Blues: Traditional folklore. In addition, it was stated innumerable times in the series before being ret-conned by Breaking Dawn. J. Defending the Series 1. What are you talking about? Twilight TOTALLY relates to real life! Blues: Only in the respect of glorifying abusive behaviors and criminal behaviors. 2. Twilight's popular because it's a love story with action! What's not to like? Blues: The characters have the personality of a cardboard-cutout which allows the reader to self-insert. And action is "robots beating the shit out of each other." 3. Twilight inspired kids to read! Blues: ...Partially true. But you know what else inspired kids to read? Harry -effing- Potter. As good as Harry Potter is, I still don't consider it "high literature" just so you know. You know what else inspired them? Percy -MOTHERFUCKIN'- Jackson. Still not "high literature" but pretty damn good books. Hell, I can think of a ton of better things that inspired kids to read. 4. Twilight got me into reading! Blues: Fair enough. But what else have you branched out into reading? 5. Twilight sold tons of copies! It HAS to be good! Blues: Actually, next to the Bible, the best selling book on Earth is The Little Red Book by Mao Zedong, the guy who turned China communist. Every house in China is required BY LAW to own at least one copy of The Little Red Book. What's it about? Why communism rocks and how awesome Mao is. Does that mean it's good? 6. It’s FICTION. The books don’t need to be realistic! Blues: Books need to retain an element of realism to retain the ability to relate to readers. 7. What do you mean the books are inaccurate? They don’t need accuracy! Blues: Yes, they do need accuracy. One should not try to explain something with a failure of science. In addition, a writer should research the setting before they try to set a book in a place that really exists. It's really insulting to those who really live in a real place. You don't see me writing a book about the moons of Saturn, or the goddamn moon, you know. 8. People aren’t going to think suicide is the only answer or look for Edward Cullen! That’s stupid! Blues: A few of your fellow Twilight fans seem to have missed that and have both searched for Edward Cullen and committed suicide. 9. It’s the greatest series ever! Blues: Rainbow Warrior Miracle Kid is the greatest fuckin' series ever bitch. 10. It’s the first time that vampires and werewolves have been together! That’s totally original! Blues: It is not. Go do your research! The Underworld movies did it first. 11. Twilight is an amazing and completely original saga! Everyone should love it! Blues: The same could be said about the Rainbow Warrior Miracle Kid games! K. Defending Stephenie Meyer 1. Stephenie Meyer is an awesome writer! How can you say she sucks? Blues: She raped a thesaurus and gave birth to drivel. She could Bedazzle the pile of shit forever, but it's still a huge pile of shit. I mean, if you like purple prose and the author's dirty dreams, that's your prerogative. I'm more fond of characterization, plot, and non-forced drama and action. And robots. -Reading I, Robot.- 2. All you do is twist Stephenie Meyer's words! Blues: Readers are supposed to interpret books. And this is my interpretation. 3. Stephenie Meyer can do whatever she wants in her books! Leave her alone! Blues: I'll give you that, but I still don't believe they were worth publishing outside of a harlequin romance publisher. 4. She had every right to stop writing Midnight Sun! The people who leaked it were cruel! Blues: SHIT HAPPENS. The leaker was a hero if you ask me. Get over it you fuckin' crybaby. 5. How can you say Stephenie Meyer didn’t do research? Why does she need to? Blues: Because, like I said, if she's going to use science in her book, the science better check out. Otherwise it just looks foolish and implies that Mrs. Meyer knew how terrible her logic was and tried to explain it away. She also should have researched the setting. Not to mention she didn't even look in a fucking dictionary half the fucking time. She didn't even research the fuckin words she was using! 6. Stop being mean to Stephenie Meyer! What did she ever do to you? Blues: We're not being mean to her if we're telling the truth. And you know what she did? She created the "books" that spawned your idiot craze. 7. Meyer is SO creative! She, like, made up vampires! Blues: Elizabeth Balthory and Vlad the Impaler were historical inspirations for vampires, thank you very much. Bram Stoker managed to create the vampire genre 108 years before Twilight's publishing date. Check 'em organic slagpile. 8. Vampires are real because Meyer couldn't have come up with something like that if they weren’t! Blues: Nope. Not real. Based on historical figures. 9. Just because SMeyer didn't MEAN to use themes and symbolism and other literary techniques doesn't mean there aren't any! Blues: The only literary technique in the Twilight series is purple prose. But you know why other writers USE literary techniques? It's because they actually care enough about what they're writing and care enough about their readers that they want to keep them thinking. 10. You're just jealous of Stephenie Meyer because she's richer than you! I'll bet you've never had a book published! Blues: ...Oh, I've had something published under the name Dr. Thomas Light. *Cackles* But you're not scholarly enough to read it or smart enough to know I used my creator's name. 11. She never said she was pro-domestic violence, so she obviously isn’t! Blues: The words of her pile of shit say otherwise. She ROMANTICIZES domestic violence and abuse to a sickening degree. L. Comparisons to Other Literature 1. Twilight is the best work of literature EVER. Blues: Based on it being the only thing you read, apparently. 2. You don't know what good literature is! Blues: Yeah I do. A book that the editors and author dropped the ball on will NEVER be high literature. 3. Stephen King doesn’t know what he’s talking about! He’s just jealous! Blues: He's a bloody genre-defining genius who has had more movies and miniseries based on his works than I can count on my fingers, toes and strands of hair and he doesn't know what he's talking about? Feh. Come back when you've read Kujo, Carrie, and Pet Semitary. Wait. Actually, you should also read The Shining and It as well! Oh, and may I also suggest Salem's Lot, the Dark Tower series, Firestarter... -Keeps rambling about Stephen King.- And if you don't read all those by the time you insult him again, I will cram each and every one down your throat so that you suffocate. 4. ::insert good literature here:: is stupid because I couldn't understand it. Blues: Hmph, let's see how that judgement would hold up. Sungodism is stupid because I'm not a Stardroid. Broccoli isn't good because it's not ham. See how stupid that sounds? oh wait. OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T! You probably think robots should fuckin' sparkle. 5. Books don’t need to have morals or symbolism! Blues: Maybe not, but you know what keeps readers interested longer? MORALS AND SYMBOLISM. Little things that show you the writer gives a great goddamn of a flying fuck. 6. WTF are you talking about? Twilight is SO much better than ::insert book here:: Blues: I'll believe you when Quickman stops drinking coffee. 7. Twilight is the new Romeo and Juliet! (OR “Twilight is better than Romeo and Juliet.”) Blues: English lesson! Let's just go over the plot of Romeo and Juliet, because I'm going to fucking ANNIHILATE someone with Big Bang Strike if I hear this again. Romeo and Juliet plot: Two teenagers from feuding families fall in love. In their haste and runaway passion, they make several mistakes that lead to their downfalls. This is meant to show how impulsive decisions in relationships are harmful and how young love can be toxic. Twilight plot: Some girl falls in love with a guy who is really a vampire and they have sex. There is no point or moral, that's it. It's just the author's wet dream. It's porn without plot. It's akin to Rainbow Warrior Miracle Kid fanfiction in which Whoosh humps Crush. 8. Stoker/Hamilton/Whedon/Rice/etc. copied off of Stephenie! Blues: CHECK THE PUBLISH DATE YOU BLOODY IGNORAMUSES! Bram Stoker's novel Dracula was published in 1897. 108 fucking years before Twilight. IF ANYTHING, THAT DUMB BROAD OWES THE VAMPIRE GENRE TO STOKER. I MEAN GOOD ISAAC MOTHERFUCKING ASIMOV TAPDANCING ON A RITZ CRACKER. 9. Twilight’s better than what you’re reading! Blues: ... -Fucking shoves the robot repair manual in your hands.- READ IT. MEMORIZE IT. REBUILD MY BOYFRIEND'S LEFT LEG. IF YOU CANNOT DO THAT, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT TWISHIT IS BETTER. M. Immaturity At Its Finest 1. ::insert string of swear words here:: Blues: ...Wow, now I have suddenly lost the urge to swear like a sailor...thanks for ruining my favorite hobby other than whistling... 2. Well, you're just stupid! (OR "You have no brain." OR "You're mentally retarded!") Blues: Actually, I have all the intelligence of my creator PLUS my own experiences. You, on the other hand, are about as smart as wet matches trying to burn a wet paper bag. 3. Yeah, well you're ugly (so what you say doesn't matter). Blues: I dare you to say that to someone with a disfiguring injury or to someone who has a physical disability. Better yet, say it to someone like some of the Robot Masters like Napalm Man or Yamato Man. they'll deal with ya. 4. WTF/OMG/STFU Blues: OMGWTFBBQ. -Cackle.- PQRSTUV. -Laughs hysterically.- I can spout random strings of letters too! 5. Shut up, you stupid hater! Blues: You first. Let she who cast the first stone shutteth up first. 6. You don’t like the Twilight series or Stephenie Meyer? GO DIE! Blues: ...You would tell that to someone with a terminal flaw that is the equivalent of humans' heart failure? You're a bloody amoral bitch aren't you? 7. ::insert racism here:: Blues: You do know that such language can land you time in jail under the right circumstances, correct? If you LIVE long enough. 8. Oh, go burn in Hell! Blues: I'll see you there, bitchcakes. 9. You’re just a fat, ugly, 40-year-old male virgin that will never get laid! Blues: ...Says the one who's idolizing a 107-year-old virgin? OHOOOOOOO~. 10. You must be a Nazi. (note: This comes up almost ALL the freakin’ time.) Blues: I'd love to hear you say that to someone whose family members were murdered in the Holocaust and see you get the shit beat out of you. 11. Well…just…SHUT UP! (note: This occurs when the Twitard has been seriously owned.) Blues: Pffffffffft. What's wroooooooooooooong humaaaaaaaaaaaaan? N. Herd Mentality 1. There's more fans out there that love Twilight than people who hate it! Blues: My ass. 2. You only have one Twilight hate website against a ton of Twilight fansites. We outnumber you! Blues: Quality over quantity, bitchcakes. 3. Seriously, why did you even put this video up? No one’s going to agree with you. Blues: Many who dislike Twilight already agree. O. Threats 1. You take that back or I’ll beat you up! Blues: I'd like to see you even try. -Proto Buster charging.- 2. If you don’t stop, you’ll have my friend to deal with. Blues: Really~. -Shoots Proto Buster at your friend.- 3. Take down this video or I’ll report you on YouTube! Blues: Does this mean that I'm allowed to report every video that disparages robots? -Scoff.- 4. Twilight is the Bible, and Edward Cullen is my god. You will PAY if you insult them! Blues: I'll stick with Asimov and the Foundation series. 5. I’ll send Eddiekins after you! Blues: I'm quaking in my Ceramitanium boots. *Rolls eyes* 6. Give me the address of the mental institution you're staying at so I could make you more MENTAL! Blues: Your mother's cavernous vagina. P. LOLWUT 1. EDWARD CULLEN IS GOD! Blues: -LAUGHS HIS ASS OFF.- 2. What do you mean vampires aren't real? Blues: They're fake. Like Fakeman. And like your boobs. -Yanks out the tissues stuck down in your shirt- 3. Twilight isn't an obsession; it's a way of life! Blues: For everything there is a time and a place. Twilight has no place and time. 4. Bella is not a swan. She is a person. Blues: -Facepalm.- Well durr. You just figured that out? 5. Edward Cullen and Robert Pattinson are one and the same! Robert Pattinson is just hiding it! Blues: ...So are James Bond and all the dudes that ever played him. -Sarcasm- 6. I’m waiting for my Edward to take me away! Blues: Bye~. Don't write~. 7. Cullenism should be a major religion. Blues: Scientologists agree, because people would stop mocking them and move onto "Cullenists." 8. Edward can sparkle more than you! Blues: ...When did FIRST-GENERATION Lightbots sparkle? You know who sparkles better and is allowed to sparkle? David Bowie, Alex Louis Armstrong, Flashman, and my ninth-generation brother Jewelman. 9. Jacob is the new Black! Blues: I weep for the Most Ancient and Noble House of Black (and it's getting blacker every day). It's becoming full of Mudbloods and Blood Traitors. 10. We should have Twilight as required reading! Blues: Only if it's required reading for "what not to do". Which some teachers are already implementing. 11. You're just stupid, vampires and werewolves exist but not those other things, like pixies and elves. Blues: None of them exist outside of your little brain. 12. If you know anyone who doesn’t like Twilight or hasn’t heard of it, convert them! Force feed them Twilight passages until they love it! Blues: Torture was already outlawed by the government. Not that it matters to we robots. We'll torture you by throwing you into a compactor until you beg for mercy. 13. You suck! Even Edward would drain YOUR blood. Blues: ...HA! You don't even make sense anymore 14. It’s okay. Someone will take pity on you one day and be your Edward. Blues: And that'll be a cold day in robot hell. 15. No one would stalk you! You WISH you were that special! Blues: ...do I really want these morons getting smarter? That might actually be dangerous... link contribute to the chaos

SunTerra MPreg Meme [Sep. 4th, 2011|12:01 am] [ Tags | meme, robot mpreg, stardroidlings, sunterra ] Ingridbk's Mpreg WRITTEN Meme :3 Rules: For each question, write a 1-2 paragraph scene or character dialogue for your character's mpreg moments. XD 1: Introduce me to the couple: are they your OC's, or from another series? The duo in question be Sunstar and Terra from Rockman World 5. 2: Mommy's reaction when he found out he was preggo? "What the hell is wrong with Terra? He's just sitting there, holding that stick thing, staring off into space." Mercury sneered. Venus shrugged. "He's been like that all morning." Mars grunted. "He didn't even react when i waved my cannons in front of his eyes." "Hmph. Probably dismayed that he needs an oil change." Jupiter scoffed. "It'd be a great time to off him, and he knows it." Saturn clicked his tongue. "I think he'll tell us when he's ready." "Want to know NOW." Uranus grunted. "Aye. We be curious." Neptune seconded Uranus' motion. Pluto shrugged. "Inquirin' minds wanna know, but we'll find out soon?" Suddenly, a dry voice escaped Terra's vocal chip. "...I-I'm...no...no way...Lord Sunstar will never believe I...I can't be pr-pre-pregnant!" 3: Daddy's reaction? Sunstar leveled his gaze upon Terra, wrinkling his nose. What was so important that Terra had to wake him up from his stasis an hour early? Wasn't it the very crack of dawn? "Speak. Up." He growled. Terra scuttled closer to Sunstar's stasis pod. "Lord Sunstar...you remember how I...how we...had relations, right? Solarians and Lunarians interbreed really well, as you know..." "OUT WITH IT." "You knocked me up you royal asshole." Sunstar suddenly stared into space, his mouth quivering. It had been the exact same reaction Terra had given to the positive pregnancy test. "...fuck." 4: Mommy's having bad mood swings - how is Daddy handling it? "You heard him, Jupiter. Target practice." Sunstar gave a very nonchalant grin. Jupiter glared at Sunstar. "But I'm the target." "Better you than me. Do you think I want my pregnant consort ripping out my core?" "No. But I don't want Lord Terra ripping out mine either." "Oh, he won't. He'll just be shooting your jet engine." 5: Baby's first kick - how do the (un)lucky parents react? "Unh...Sunstar, careful!" Terra sputtered. He was in an uncomfortable state as Sunstar entered him. The solar lord pressed his hands against Terra's stomach, leaning in more. "Ah, but the whelps are protected." Terra groaned. Sunstar just wasn't going to stop leaning against him, was he? He panted hard, trying to take in the fact that Sunstar was just a stubborn ass. Suddenly, he felt a sharp strike from each side, and saw Sunstar recoil. "What in the name of the galaxy?" Sunstar twitched. "...Our young." Terra spoke succinctly. "They kicked." 6: Oh my gosh - the baby's coming! What happens? "Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. SHIT!" Sunstar screeched. "Why the hell didn't you tell me that these young are coming out of your 'extra hole'?" "BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME, DAMN IT, NOW HELP ME PUSH." 7: What's the baby's name and which parent does it look more like - Mommy Uke or Daddy Seme? Sunstar pulled up a chair to Terra's stasis chamber and leaned against the plush interior of the open chamber. Terra's hair was straggling all around, and seemed to make a nice, soft mattress for him. But Sunstar wasn't focused on the hair. He was more focused on trying to find his features in either of the two whelps wriggling in Terra's arms. The smaller one clutching to Terra's hair looked like Terra almost to a T. Slender Lunarian jaw. Flowing greenish hair. Those pixie-like blue eyes. The large one resting in the crook of Terra's arm seemed different. He was larger, much more hearty. His eyes were blue with the intensity of the earthen sky, and his tousled hair was as gold as the sun. "I'll call you Solaris." Sunstar trilled, stroking the golden-haired twin's luxurious locks. Terra opened an eye and murmured. "Fine. The one like me's Lunari." link contribute to the chaos

GyroTor Mpreg Meme [Jul. 31st, 2011|10:32 pm] Ingridbk's Mpreg WRITTEN Meme :3 Rules: For each question, write a 1-2 paragraph scene or character dialogue for your character's mpreg moments. XD 1: Introduce me to the couple: are they your OC's, or from another series? The duo in question be Gyroman from Megaman 5 and Tornadoman from Megaman 9. 2: Mommy's reaction when he found out he was preggo? "Something just isn't right, papa." Tornadoman glanced down to his hands while he sat on the lab table. "I can hardly keep things down. It's...ugh. It's just so...off." Dr. Light placed his hand on his teenaged robotic son's hand. "Shall I check for you?" "Yes please." Tornado spoke softly. He then lay down on the table, allowing Dr. Light to hook up his diagnostic machine. Dr. Light flipped the switch and waited for the readout on his screen. Dr. Light gave a stern look, biting into his lip. "Son, is there something you haven't been telling me? Are you...sexually active?" Tornado's face paled. "...Yes papa." "Did you forget protection?" Dr. Light gave a stern tone. Tornado frowned. "Unfortunately, papa." "No wonder this readout is displaying all the codes for a robo-pregnancy." Dr. Light gave a stern look. "Tornado, are you sure you're ready for something like this?" "Yes, papa. If I'm mature enough to have relations with Gyro, I'm mature enough to accept the consequences." Tornado gave a guilty, firm look. 3: Daddy's reaction? "Gyro, papa is so going to kill you when he sees you..." Tornadoman yelped, tensing up when his boyfriend carefully led him to the door. Gyroman blinked and wrapped his arm around Tornadoman's shoulder casually. "Why's that, Sky Blue?" Tornadoman turned toward Gyro with nervous eyes. "Well, there's something that we...did together that resulted in something else and papa might think that you'd ditch me if you found out about it..." "About what?" Gyroman suddenly gave a stern look. "What are you worried about, Tornado?" Tornadoman bit his lip, then grabbed Gyroman's hands. "Listen. I'm...pregnant." Gyroman clutched Tornadoman close to himself. "All the more reason to stay." 4: Mommy's having bad mood swings - how is Daddy handling it? "I said I wanted a thick-crust pizza with lamb, feta cheese, Roma tomatoes and cucumber sauce damn it!" Tornadoman slammed his fist into the counter, breaking off a corner of the counter. Gyroman yelped and flinched. "Apologies. I'm getting a thick-crust one out of the oven. I realized my mistake after you flipped the last Greek sandwich pizza up into my face." Tornadoman gritted his teeth and sobbed. "All I want is this pizza! I-I've been craving it like mad!" Gyroman kissed his boyfriend's forehead softly. "Don't worry. It's ready, darlin'. Lemme cut the pizza and you can be in pizza heaven." 5: Baby's first kick - how do the (un)lucky parents react? Tornadoman had been sleeping soundly for most of the morning; Gyroman had let him sleep while he fixed breakfast. The teenager clutched tightly to a pillow and murmured sweet nothings about his boyfriend. Suddenly that peace and tranquility would be shattered by not one, not two, but three simultaneous kicks in different areas. Tornadoman's eyes opened wide and he shrieked out. This wasn't any ordinary baby kick. This was the concerted efforts of a pair of identical twins and their fraternal triplet brother. "Ungh...so much for sleep..." He groaned. Gyroman nearly dropped the breakfast tray and stared. "Ah shit. L-labor pain?" "No. They kicked." "They?" "Gyro, welcome to the joys of multiples..." "Ah shit." 6: Oh my gosh - the baby's coming! What happens? "Doctor Light, will he be okay?" Those were the first words out of Gyroman's mouth when he'd watched Fireman and Elecman whisk his boyfriend to the lab. Dr. Light lowered his head. "I can't confirm that before I do the Cesarean, I'm afraid. You try to stay calm out here. You understand I can't let you in my lab, right?" "I understand. For both sanitation reasons and 'I'm a Wilybot' reasons..." Gyroman sighed. For what seemed like an hour, he paced back and forth while waiting. Soon. Soon he'd find out if they were boys, girls, or a mixture of that grouping. Soon he'd find out if they had Tornadoman's arm propellers or his back propeller--or both. Soon he'd find out what it's like to hold a child in his arms and know that the child was his. And that made him grow teary-eyed. Dr. Light exited the lab with a soft smile, then removed his gloves. "It was a success. You have three healthy, squirming little boys waiting for you. And one tired sore young fiance." Gyroman smiled with the tears. "C-can I see 'em?" "Yes." 7: What's the baby's name and which parent does it look more like - Mommy Uke or Daddy Seme? Tornadoman gave a drowsy smile while he looked to the smallest of the triplets, a tiny blue-haired boy with a back propeller and arm propellers. He held the tiny child close and kissed it softly. "Stormchaser. Let's call him Stormchaser." Gyroman looked between the ginger-haired pair of twin boys with arm propellers and chuckled. "What about these two?" "They already have names, silly. The one on the left is Gyroman Chopper Wily Jr., and the one on the right is Heli Copta Wily." link contribute to the chaos

MagShad Mpreg Meme [Jul. 29th, 2011|01:05 am] Ingridbk's Mpreg WRITTEN Meme :3 Rules: For each question, write a 1-2 paragraph scene or character dialogue for your character's mpreg moments. XD 1: Introduce me to the couple: are they your OC's, or from another series? The duo in question be Shadowman and Magnetman from Megaman 3 2: Mommy's reaction when he found out he was preggo? Shadowman gulped and stared at the test that he'd just taken. How did these predict a damn thing in organic beings anyway? It wasn't showing anything for him! He huffed and tossed yet another negative pregnancy test in the trashcan. His eyes then darted toward the diagnostics machine. He knew how to work this quite well, and carefully hooked himself up to it. Maybe this would tell him if he was just having one of those trojan-horse style stomach viruses or if he was doing his clan duty as a Kageshinobi breeder. In a few minutes, the machine gave its readout and Shadowman's jaw dropped. "Oh my Ancestor how am I going to tell Magnetman I'm pregnant?" 3: Daddy's reaction? Shadowman had seemed unusually quiet, and Magnetman was determined to find out why. He observed his fiance quietly, hoping to get the answers. However, observation was yielding no information, so he decided to enact plan B: ask Shadowman what was up. "Shad? What's up?" Shadowman nearly leaped when he heard Magnetman. "I-it's nothing..." "Doesn't sound like it's nothing when you're too quiet even for you." Magnetman frowned. "What's wrong?" "...If you really must know, papa Magnet, then read the results of my diagnostic scan." Upon the word "papa", Magnetman passed clean out. 4: Mommy's having bad mood swings - how is Daddy handling it? "I swear to my Ancestors what the hell is it with you and hanging on the ceiling?" Shadowman shrieked at Magnetman. Magnetman flinched. "I feel more comfortable with my oil rushing to my head..." "Oh I'll make the oil rush to your head!" Shadowman snapped, slugging Magnetman in the head. After the punch, he stormed off, bracing his slightly-swollen stomach. Magnetman sighed and shook his head. He should be used to this by now, but he still didn't quite get whether all of Shadowman's actions were pregnancy-related or not. 5: Baby's first kick - how do the (un)lucky parents react? "Ow...OW!" Shadowman yelped, clutching both sides of his stomach. Did this baby have to be attacking both sides? Magnetman gulped, then placed his hands over Shadowman's stomach. "Shad, don't you remember? If our son is kicking too hard, you're supposed to have me calm him down with my magnetic stomach massages." 6: Oh my gosh - the baby's coming! What happens? Shadowman had been in the middle of a training exercise designed to keep his reflexes sharp despite his heavily pregnant condition. An agile leap to the left to dodge flying boomerangs! An agile leap to the right to escape a large top that was spinning and hurtling toward him. A sudden gush of wetness from beneath his kimono. A sudden gush of wetness?! "Magnetman! Hey! Mags! I-it's time! I think. I don't know if this is the same thing my maternal father went through..." Magnetman yelped, running into the training room to find Shadowman slumped against a wall, clutching his stomach and panting. There was clear fluid mixed with dark crimson oil on the floor. What a mess! "Are you okay? Should I move y--" Magnetman spoke up. Shadowman snapped at him. "IT'S COMING NOW. NO TIME TO MOVE ME. JUST HELP ME WITH THIS ROBOLING, DAMN IT!" 7: What's the baby's name and which parent does it look more like - Mommy Uke or Daddy Seme? "Nex...let's name him Nex..." Shadowman murmured, panting tiredly. Magnetman smiled softly and swaddled the tiny robot infant in a clean towel from the training room linens. He then placed the tiny roboling in Shadowman's arms and kissed his fiance's forehead softly. "Nex it is. Heh, he's kind of got both of our hair--dark blue like yours but with red tips like mine...but he's so got my eyes. Green and limitless. But the armor...the armor definitely seemed to be more like Shadowman's. "He's beautiful like his mama..." Magnetman smiled. link contribute to the chaos

Some little Journal Meme [Jul. 28th, 2011|05:54 pm] OC Quiz rules: Pick out 10 OCs or your favorite characters from a TV show, video game, cartoon, etc. and answer the questions. 1. Copy Tornado 2. Phia 3. Jupiter (Rockman World 5) 4. Nitroman (Megaman 10) 5. Tornadoman (Megaman 9) 6. Gyroman (Megaman 5) 7. Icarus 8. Elecman (Megaman 1) 9. Quickman (Megaman 2) 10. Shadowman (Megaman 3) 1. 2 [Phia] is looking for the T.V. remote out in the living room but discover 7 [Icarus] and 1 [Copy Tornado] are writing a fanfic about 10 [Shadowman] being emo and in love with a pineapple. What happens?- Phia: ...Augh, where is that earthling channel-changing device? *Ears perk up* What is that incessant tittering? C. T. : Hehe! He's like Sasuke now Icarus! Icarus: Only with a pineapple. Phia: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Icarus: Hi mom. *Eardroop* 2. 5 [Tornadoman] was enjoying a nice chocolate frosted donut for breakfast before 9 [Quickman] came and took it! OMG, what does 5 do?!- Tornado: Ah, to be the first in the Light household to get chocolate frosty goodne-- *suddenly sees a red blur* ASIMOV DAMN IT QUICKMAN! THAT WAS MINE! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DATING MY SISTER DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN TAKE IT! Quickman: ...Ooops. *Belch* Tornado: I fucking hate you. *Goes to swing a punch* Quickman: *Other end of the room in less than a second* ...Awwww, you're so cute when you're mad. Tornado: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. 3. 7 [Icarus] is talking with 4 [Nitroman] and 7 accidentally reveals 6's [Gyroman] big secret about being an Undercover Russian assassin who is going to kill 2 [Phia]! What's their reaction!?- Icarus: Hehe, that's cool. I'd love to be a stuntman like you. Then I could do the same sick stunts that a Russian spy like Gyroman is! Nitroman: Wait, what? Icarus: He's s'posed to kill my mom Phia--probably a hit taken out by one of the Stardroids. Nitroman: And you're okay with this? Icarus: ...Hell no. Help me Mr. Nitro! 4. 10 [Shadowman], 9 [Quickman], and 5 [Tornadoman] are on the news! No way! Why are they on the news?- Shadowman: I really can't believe I lost a race against my rival and a kid... Quickman: I can't believe I lost a race against some ditzy teenaged Lightbot! Tornadoman: *Sweet little smile, talking on the mic with Plum during the interview.* Hehe, I'd like to thank Gyroman for helping me build my car! 5. 8 [Elecman] becomes a major Martha Stewart fan, what does everyone else have to say about this?- Elecman: ...Oh, di-did I mention I've become a fan of Martha Stewart? You should really see how nice and neat I've gotten Light Labs because of her tips... Quickman: QUICK! SOMEONE GET A MAGNET! Shadowman: It's too late. Tornadoman: YOU. RUINED. MY. ROOM. ELECKY. Gyroman: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Phia: Oh, I'd like some tips on how to get my husband's and adopted son's shit out of the grout. Jupiter and Icarus: SHUT UP ABOUT THAT. Copy Tornado: ...huh? Big bro? 6. 7 [Icarus] and 2 [Phia] are going to make a video for YouTube because they want internet fame, what’s the video about and how do they do it?-. Phia: Okay. I have the camera set up. Now let's draw things all over this propellered oaf while he's passed out drunk. Icarus: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay. 7. ZOMG GOODNESS! THERE IS A FIFTY FOOT SNAIL WITH TEN ARMS, HORNS LIKE A GOAT, BUTTERFLY WINGS, PUKING RAINBOWS ATTACKING THE CITY!!! AND ITS UP TO 3 [Jupiter] TO SAVE THE DAY! WHAT HAPPENS?- Jupiter: THIS CALLS FOR MY MEGA-TON BOMB. 8. Uh oh. 1 [Copy Tornado], 2 [Phia], and 10 [Shadowman] are stuck in a video game. What video game is it and what’s going to happen to them?!- Copy Tornado: Um, why am I all pal--braaaaaaaaaaaaains... Phia: *Picks up a shotgun* I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS TO A PROPELLER SCUM! *Cocks the gun and shoots at Zombie Copy Tornado* I should have been in Left 4 Dead long ago. Shadowman: UH, A LITTLE HELP WITH THE ZOMBIES BEHIND US? 9. DUEL! 6 [Gyroman] just challenged 8 [Elecman] to a duel to the death! WHO WILL SURVIVE?!- Gyroman: I challenge you to a duel to the death! Elecman: BRING IT. -Collison of propellers and lightning bolts for an hour- Elecman: I'm...still...standing... Gyroman: *Panting* M-me...t-too... Elecman: I'll...wi... *Collapses dead* 10. Aww how cute! 5 [Tornadoman] and 7 [Icarus] were walking in the park and found a stray rabid steroid doggy! Can they keep it?- Tornadoman: I'unno... Icarus: But I want it. Tornadoman: It's dangerous... Icarus: IT REMINDS ME OF JOVIAN HAWKWOLVES. Tornadoman: ...That sounds very dangerous... Icarus: Oh, they are. *shrug* Can I keep it? Tornadoman: *Drags Icarus away from the park* 11. 4 [Nitroman] has to tell 2 [Phia] and 6 [Gyroman] a bedtime story or else they won't go to bed. Oh boy, what’s the story he/she is going to tell and how does it go?- Nitroman: ...Honestly you're adults... Gyroman: But I can't sleep... Phia: Nor can I... Nitroman: What do you two want? Phia: A... Gyroman: ...Story. Nitroman: ONCE UPON A TIME LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD BROKE INTO HER GRANDMA'S HOUSE AND THE WOLF ATE HER THE END. Phia: TELL IT AGAIN! Gyroman: Wheeeeee! 12. OH NOES! RAINING PIZZA! Does everyone take shelter?!- Gyroman: *lifts the slices off his propeller and eats all of them.* Tornadoman: *Takes the slice from atop Gyroman's head and eats it.* ...Delicious. Copy Tornado: *Takes a slice off Gyroman's shoulder* ...Delicious! Phia: *huddled in a hiding spot with Icarus and Jupiter* ...what is that nasty stuff falling from this planet's sky? Jupiter: Pizza. Icarus: *eating a slice* Delicious. Nitroman: AUGH THIS PIZZA IS MAKING THE GROUND TOO SLIPPERY. Quickman: I KNOW RIGHT? Shadowman: AUGH. Elecman: *facepalm* I told you it was going to rain pizza. 13. 1 [Copy Tornado] suddenly bursts into 3’s [Jupiter] room and yells out "SURPRISE "! OH GAWD, WHATS GONNA HAPPEN?!- C. T. : *Bursts open Jupiter's door.* SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE! Jupiter: *Falls out of bead and squawks.* C. T. : Oh! You're not Gyroman. sorry~. 14. 8 [Elecman] accidentally sets 9 [Quickman] on fire, oops! Is 10 [Shadowman] going to get a bucket of water for 9?- Elecman: *Burning garbage. Turns with a still lit lighter, accidentally lighting Quick on fire.* Quickman: AUGH. Shadowman: *Tries to roast popcorn on Quickman* Stay still! Quickman: *Dives into swimming pool* 15. That can't be good, 4 [Nitroman] sprouts a pair of bat wings+fangs and has a taste for flesh- Nitroman: VHAT? IT'S FOR MY NEW MOVIE ROLE. 16. 4 [Nitroman], 3 [Jupiter], 5 [Tornadoman] and 10 [Shadowman] are stuck in a haunted mansion! What's gonna happen to them!?- -Everyone walks through the haunted mansion. A floorboard suddenly creaks down the hall.- Nitroman: This reminds me of my movie Haunted Mansion From Hell... Jupiter: What happens? Nitroman: *shrugs* Everyone but the handsome motorcycle dies. Tornadoman: ...I saw that movie with Gyroman the other night. Didn't the foreigner die first? Jupiter: Augh. Shadowman: Fuck! Jupiter: So doomed! Shadowman: So fucking doomed! Nitroman: Smooth, kid. You have a good chance of becoming an actor. 17. 6 [Gyroman] just kissed a girl! And why is 2 [Phia] gnawing on 1's [Copy Tornado] head? Gyroman: *shudders after kissing Phia* Ew. Phia: *Leaps onto and gnaws on Copy Tor's head.* MUST GET PROPELLER SCUM TASTE OFF LIPS. Copy Tor: ...Uh... 18. You have to be kidding me.... 3 [Jupiter] just convinced 7 [Icarus] to watch a horror movie! What movie are they watching and how do they last?!- Jupiter: Kid, you should watch this. It's good for father-son bonding. Icarus: I'unno dad. Amityville Horror? Jupiter: Of course! Icarus: Daaaaad... --By the end of the movie.-- Icarus: Dad? Jupiter: *hiding behind the couch* I DON'T WANNA WATCH IT ANY MORE! 20. 10 [Shadowman] becomes a Day Care volunteer! Are they going to survive those annoying five year olds?!- (What happened to number 19?!) Shadowman: ...This looks easy. --An hour later-- Shadowman: *Facepalm* These kids... --Two hours later-- Shadowman: IT'S LIKE A THOUSAND COPY ROCKMEN! *runs* 21. Sweet mild mercy up above! 9 [Quickman] just ate a time bomb and has only 15 minutes and 47 seconds to get it out! Is 4 [Mousewoman] gonna help 9?! Quickman: *Pokes stomach* ...I-I ate something funny. Nitroman: This reminds me of a movie. *Yammers about a movie.* Quickman: WHAT IF I HAVE CHESTBURSTERS? Nitroman: *Facepalm.* Cut the blue wire. 22. PARTY! Everyone is partying and having a great time! Until 5 [Tornadoman] shows up roaring drunk with a donkey, what happens?!- Tornadoman: *Busts in, slagged off his ass* HEEEEEY. I BROUGHT FLASHMAN. *Pats the donkey.* Quickman: I approve of the notion that Flashman is a jackass. 23. THE MADNESS IS OVER! Everyone starts to streak all across your neighbours front lawn! WHAT DOES YOUR NEIGHBOURS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS?!- Neighbor: GET OFF MY LAWN. Nitroman: *Squeals his tires* Fuck you! Neighbor: GET OFF MY LAWN! Tornadoman: Wheeeeeeeeee! Copy Tornadoman: Wheeeeeeeeee! Gyroman: *Admiring nude tornadomen* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Neighbor: Fuck it I'm siccing my dogs on you. Phia, Jupiter, and Icarus: *Bomb the neighbor with shit and then streak.* Quickman: *Repeatedly streaks across the yard.* Elecman: *streaks in his boxers* link contribute to the chaos

Blues/Metal song drabbles [Jul. 3rd, 2011|12:17 am] Rules: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like. 2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle. 3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards! Do ten of these, then post them. Beware of adult themes. Nothing graphic, but they're there. 1. I Will Not Fall Plasma shots burned through the broken walls of a broken building in Old Monsteropolis. Blues slowly slid through the crack in the battered wall and fired a few more shots with his free hand, clutching tightly to his shield. Metal Man slowly approached behind him, glancing around, gritting his teeth. The weren't going to give up this fight. But neither would allow others to see that they were both getting worn down, paranoid, unable to change what fate had set for them. Blues turned his head toward Metal Man. Steely blue optics burned into deep crimson optics. They were going to have to fight. 2. Paparazzi "Look at him. He's just my type!" Metal Man grinned, turning toward Tengu Man. "I really gotta catch a picture of him with me. Maybe he'll...finally start to notice me." "Metty, you're a dork." Tengu Man rolled his eyes. "Get 'im, Tiger." Metal Man sneaked out of the bushes, brushing his clothing to remove any leaves. Blues was right over there. Closer. Closer. Still closer. He could hear the clockwork ticks of his core pulsing faster. And then blue eyes leveled their gaze on the crimson-eyed Robot Master. "Oh come now. Why do you follow me everywhere?" Blues frowned. "I...always wanted you to notice me, okay? One day...no. It sounds stupid." Metal Man sighed. 3. Pinch Me A warm summer day; that was just what Metal Man enjoyed in Monsteropolis. He'd been too lazy to go to the Rhapsody Diner. He'd been too lazy to walk to a coffee shop. Heck, he'd wanted to just put the sprinkler on the lawn of the Skull Fortress and just run through to cool off. But why do it without Blues? Why was he without Blues anyway? Maybe he was still asleep. That's what it was. Still asleep. He pinched himself roughly and yelped. Nope. this wasn't a dream, that was for sure. "Why are you pinching yourself like that, Metty?" Blues chuckled, leaning down over him. Metal Man blinked and chuckled. "Well, I guess I'm not dreaming..." "No you aren't, now wanna get something to eat?" "...sure." 4. Kingdom For a Heart I had a chance to love him at one point. But I'd squandered that chance. And now I would have given all of Skull Fortress and the robotic forces within for just one day more with Blues Light. I had a chance at one point. But it was too late to be able to give up everything for his heart--or rather, his core. He had since moved on. And I was powerless to change anything. I sat upon my steel throne, lamenting my feelings. I'd never had a heart of my own I guess--other than the clockwork I often called my heart. I wasn't allowed to feel human feelings like him. I was just...heartless. But I would have given anything. Anything if I only had his heart. I would give away this fortress, if I only had his heart. 5. Car Crash "How am I still...surviving?" A faint voice whispered. A crimson hand lay itself across Blues' forehead, and Metal Man smiled. "I managed to save you, silly." "But..." Blues murmured. He then sat up, looking around. This wasn't the Monsteropolis Bay bridge. He'd been determined to jump off the bridge to prove to himself that he felt. However, a car had struck him before he could get into place. Metal Man shook his head and placed his hand over the place where Blues' core pulsed. "Listen. You're going to be alright. You don't have to make an outcry like that to know that you can feel anything in your core circuits." 6. Clocks "What is it with me?" Blues murmured, looking up toward the stars. "Why do I still try to do all of this?" Metal Man ran a hand along Blues' arm quietly and closed his eyes. "I don't know. Maybe you were looking for the thrills you weren't getting. Maybe you were looking for something inside yourself. It's something we'll never figure out, I guess." "I'm confused..." Blues sighed. "...still confused as to why I still decided to do something so stupid." Metal Man shook his head. "Listen. It's fine. Sometimes we lose sense of everything, okay? That's when we have to look to the ones we love. Home...family." "What about me?" Blues sighed. "I...can't exactly go home." "You always got friends. Friends with benefits. ...Maybe a boyfriend?" "Huh?" "It's nothing, Blues." "No. Back up. What were you suggesting?" Blues gave a firm look. Metal Man shook his head. "It's not important. What is important is that we...just go home together, okay?" "...Alright." "Good." 7. Square One I had one chance to take control of everything. Metal Man still wouldn't admit what I thought I'd heard him admit when I had been hospitalized with injuries from that accident. I wished he would say something. I wanted to know his story right now. I just wanted...someone to listen to him. I guess I had to be that someone. "Metty?" I asked. Crimson eyes darted aside. I could see a tinge of crimson rising on his cheeks. Maybe there was something to his sudden change of appearance and demeanor around me when I tried to compare it to the actions and demeanor he displayed around of his brothers. Yeah. Going back to square one, I'd finally figured it out. This doofus was in love. With me. I couldn't confront him with it. That would have been too harsh. Instead, I would quietly listen to him. Let him take control. Let him let me know how he felt. "...Blues." He finally spoke up. "Huh?" "...nevermind. It's nothing. It's...fine." 8. Stand Here With Me "Hahaha! It's almost as though I can fly Blues!" He cried out. I smiled brightly. Metal Man was quite the dorky guy, but I liked spending time with him. To be honest, he'd shown me a better way to live than drifting alone. He'd shown me I could stay in one town...in one home. It was because he'd taught me to start dreaming of a day when I could go back to Light Labs. I wished there was more I could give to him for everything he had done. He's been with me. He's been loyal. Maybe that's what I was looking for in someone. Heck, he was kind of cute too. Not that I'd say that out loud. I'd call him handsome. But not yet. Not while he was vulnerable. "Metty. C'mere. I wanna tell you something." I smiled faintly. Metal Man approached me shyly. "Huh?" "You think there's room in your life for someone who stands here with you?" "...Blues...I..." And then he fainted. 9. Hanging By a Moment It had been a while since Metal Man had lost that last opportunity to ask Blues out. He was falling more in love with each day, and he was starting to realize it was time to ask him out. Falling even more in love with him, but, somehow he still was hanging onto the little moments, unable to say a word. He didn't know what to say, really. Blues had been trying to coax it out of him for a while, but that was just not working. Words just didn't seem to be the solution to this problem. Blues finally decided he had to do something. Maybe he'd just kiss Metal Man. Yeah. That's what he should do. He forced his soft lips against cold steel lips. Yeah. This felt right. Crimson eyes lit up, and Metal Man froze up, savoring the moment. Yep. Now it was time. 10. Talk "We have to talk, okay?" Metal Man gave a stern look, glancing to Blues, his head turned back toward his closest friend. "I gotta get through to you." Blues turned from the opposite direction and spoke. "Then let's talk." "Listen, where are we going as friends?" Metal Man questioned forcefully. Blues lifted an eyebrow. "I'd like to think we'll go beyond that. Why you asking?" "Well, I think...I've found that last clockwork gear in my core, so to speak. I don't expect you to understand what I mean right away, Blues. It's something that clicked into my mental circuits when you kissed me that day." "It's about time you start owning up to something instead of hiding how you feel." Blues gave a faint smile. "So then, ya like me huh?" "Yeah. I've liked you for a long time, but I was just too spooked to say anything. You know. Rejection anxiety and all." Metal Man sighed. "I just wanted to make sure that it wouldn't happen again. Not again, damn it." link contribute to the chaos

Color Quiz thing [Jun. 28th, 2011|08:12 pm] Your Existing Situation "Craves change and new things, always looking for new adventures and activities. Becomes restless and frustrated when she has to wait to long for things to develop. her impatience leads to irritability and a desire to move on to the next project." Your Stress Sources "Needs to meet people who have the same high principals and values as himself, but finds the need unfulfilled. her need to feel dominate and superior leaves her feeling isolated and does not allow for her to give freely of himself. she would like to surrender and let go, but sees that as a weakness she must not give in to. Holding back will allow her to stand out for the crowd and earn a higher status, recognized by others as unique and important." Your Restrained Characteristics Current events leave her feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation. Giving more than she is getting back and feels misunderstood and unappreciated. Feels she is being forced into compromising and even her close relationships leave her feeling emotional distant. "Seeking to broaden her horizons and believes her hopes and dreams are realistic. Worries she may not be able to do the things she wants and needs to escape to a peaceful, quiet environment in order to restore her confidence." Current events leave her feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation. Your Desired Objective Seeks to be known for something she has accomplished and uses her social abilities to win people over. Emotional and sensitive and romantic. Your Actual Problem "Impressed by unique and one of a kind things, and by people with exceptional personalities. Tries to takes the characteristics she likes in other people and apply it to herself as well as coming across as a unique individual." Take the quiz here if you want: http://www.colorquiz.com/ link contribute to the chaos

Character Info for upcoming fics [May. 30th, 2011|09:26 pm] [ Weather of the Factory | exhausted ] And I'm doing it in the format of the data CDs from MM&B ---------------------------------------------------- for Time is Unforgiving -- A Tornadoman-centric fic with hints of Quint and Rockman Shadow. Windchaser A robot modified and reprogrammed by Wily 37 years in the future. His Hail Slasher was made from the propellers that Wily violently ripped from him. He was once Tornado Man, but Wily re-armored him and used Jupiter's jet engines to make a new flight mechanism. "...Don't turn out like me." Good Point: Strong flier. Bad Point: Secretive Likes: Propeller toys, Gyro Man Dislikes: His time-line. Blitz A robot modified and reprogrammed by Wily 37 years in the future. His Flame Whip is mostly a modification of Fire Storm. He was once Fire Man, but Wily re-armored him and reprogrammed his power. "This...isn't so bad." Good Point: Strong sense of justice Bad Point: Over-zealous Likes: Roasted Marshmallows Dislikes: Rainstorms Copy Tornadoman The Tornado Man copy created by Dr. Wily during the events of Mega Man 9. After his defeat, Wily had no more use for him and threw him into a junkyard. He has been drawn to Light Laboratories for some time. "I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore." Good Point: Cheerful Bad Point: Head in the clouds Likes: Sweets Dislikes: Lightning --------------------- for A Warrior's Promise -- A fic exploring the past of the Stardroid known as Jupiter. Warrior Io (Alephia) A Jovian warrior who hails from Jupiter's moon Io. She deals deadly damage with her Ice Ball attack. "Four thousand years I waited..." Good Point: Loyal Bad Point: Smart-aleck Likes: Fashionable things Dislikes: Jupiter's moon Ganymede Warrior Callisto (Chynixu) A Jovian warrior who hails from Jupiter's moon Callisto. His Wind Shear is a formidable attack at close range. "Well darn. That's not good." Good Point: Easygoing Bad Point: Flirt Likes: Men Dislikes: Electricity Warrior Europa (Zephyrus) A Jovian warrior who hails from Jupiter's moon Europa. His Driving Rain is one of the deadliest water attacks in the universe. "To rush in is unwise." Good Point: Planning Bad Point: Slow at work Likes: Slow-dancing Dislikes: Being rushed. Warrior Metis (Icarus) A Jovian warrior who hails from Jupiter's moon Metis. Unlike the Gallilean Satellite warriors, his main flight mechanism is propellers. "Don't fly too close to the sun." Good Point: Hard-worker Bad Point: Low confidence Likes: Mythology Dislikes: Labyrinths Warrior Ganymede (Aeolus) Rumored to have become a Stardroid. "Clear my way, you propeller scum!" Good Point: Speed Mania Bad Point: Flighty behavior Likes: Acrobatic Flight Dislikes: Propellers ------------------------------ for We Are Planets Too! -- A Stardroidfic involving Dwarf Planet stardroids Warrior Ceres A formidable warrior from the dwarf planet Ceres. She carries a flower scythe "A rose by any other name..." Good Point: Gentle Bad Point: Emotionally reserved Likes: Honeysuckle Dislikes: Underground Warrior Eris A chaotic lady warrior from the dwarf planet Eris. Her Chaos Comet attack can level a planet if she so wishes to use its full strength. "Here's my chaos theory!" Good Point: Quick work Bad Point: Unstable Likes: Golden apples Dislikes: Order Warrior Haumea A flirty lady warrior from the dwarf planet Haumea. She likes to use Blitz Dance to charm crowds with hula style dancing. "Hahaha, really doll?" Good Point: Dancer Bad Point: Won't commit Likes: Flirting Dislikes: Grass skirts Warrior Makemake A mischievous little boy warrior from the dwarf planet Makemake. Pranks are his favorite form of communication. "Do I have to?" Good Point: Stealthy Bad Point: Immature Likes: Pranks Dislikes: Being caught --------------------------------- for Growing Up So Fast -- Blues/Metal, Gyro/Tornado, Quick/Elec -- following each couple through parenthood. Steel The offspring of Blues and Metalman. His Variable Element Metal Blades aren't yet honed. "Kehehe! Catch it!" Good Point: True innocence Bad Point: Nervous nature Likes: Whistling Dislikes: Being alone Chopper The older twin child of Gyroman and Tornadoman. His primary weapon is Tornado Blow. "I'll be fine!" Good Point: Eager Bad Point: Easily frustrated Likes: His twin Dislikes: Jet engines Stormchaser The younger twin child of Gyroman and Tornadoman. His three sets of propellers make it awkward for him to try to fly. "Help me!" Good Point: Optimist Bad Point: Pride Likes: Flying Dislikes: Feeling weak. Quickman Lightning Wily Jr. A young robot that prefers to go by the name Lightning. "Well I'm quicker!" Good Point: Speedy Bad Point: Rushes in Likes: Races Dislikes: Thunder Stormy Quickman and Elecman's daughter, a gift from Dr. Wily. "Spark-spark!" Good Point: Quick thinking Bad Point: Prone to tantrums Likes: Thunder Beam Dislikes: Punishment Zap One of Quickman and Elecman's twin infant sons. "Speed!" Good Point: Quick learner Bad Point: Cries often Likes: Sleeping Dislikes: Separation from Dash Dash One of Quickman and Elecman's twin infant sons. He is Zap's identical twin. "Powah!" Good Point: Strong will Bad Point: Not social Likes: Cuddling to Zap Dislikes: Loneliness link 1 contribution|contribute to the chaos

OCMEMETHING [May. 21st, 2011|10:34 pm] ...Yoinked this from Deviantart. 1. Choose 4 of your OCs 2. Make your OCs answer these questions 3. Tag 4 other people The chosen one(s) are: 1: Arcee 2: Ceres 3: Icarus 4: Stormchaser A. How old are you? 1: Arcee: This many! -Holds up three fingers.- 2: Ceres: Many centuries. 3: Icarus: Eh, around four-thousand. 4: Stormchaser: I'm five and a half. -Grins.- B. What's your theme song? 1: "Red Barchetta" by Rush 2: "Brick House" by The Commodores 3: "Fly Away from Here" by Aerosmith 4: "Call Me The Breeze" by Lynyrd Skynyrd C. What were you made for? 1: Arcee: 'Cause papa wanted a son. 2: Ceres: To be a warrior for my planetoid. 3: Icarus: To serve as a warrior for the Jovian moon Metis. 4: Stormchaser: Papa and Dad wanted me to be their little one, along with my twin. D. Have any kids? 1: Arcee: -Headtilt.- Oh! When I played house I did! 2: Ceres: Only my flowers. 3: Icarus: No. 4: Stormchaser: Nope. I AM a kid. E. Favorite food or drink? 1: Arcee: Chips~. 2: Ceres: a garden salad... 3: Icarus: Vegetarian burgers. 4: Stormchaser: Choco~. G. Killed anyone? 1: Arcee: Nonono. Daddy say killin's bad. 2: Ceres: Yes, but only in the name of planet Ceres. 3: Icarus: Only in Jovian academy. 4: Stormchaser: Nope. n_n H. Hate anyone? 1: Arcee: What's h-haaaate? 2: Ceres: ...Only mainplaneters. 3: Icarus: The jet engine warriors of the Gallilean Jovian moons. 4: Stormchaser: Nono. I. Any secrets? 1: Arcee: I gots a sekwet bug collecshun papa dunno bout. 2: Ceres: ...I'm secretly in love with Saturn. 3: Icarus: I used to have jet engines. 4: Stormchaser: -Headshake.- J. Love anyone? 1: Arcee: I love my papa! 2: Ceres: ...Saturn. 3: Icarus: Only myself. 4: Stormchaser: I love papa Gyro and daddy Tornado and my twin brother Chopper. K. What is your job? 1: Arcee: Whatsa job? 2: Ceres: Ceresian warrior. 3: Icarus: Jovian Warrior. 4: Stormchaser: I help papa and daddy around the house. L. Favorite season? 1: Arcee: ALL OF THEM. :D 2: Ceres: Spring, the time of birth and new growth. 3: Icarus: Spring. For it is my winged time. 4: Stormchaser: Summer, acause...I'unno. M. Who's your best friend? 1: Arcee: PAPA TURBOOOOO. 2: Ceres: Rosetta. 3: Icarus: I fly alone. 4: Stormchaser: My twin brother Chopper. N. Hobbies? 1: Arcee: Watsa hobby? 2: Ceres: Tending to my garden. 3: Icarus: Flying. 4: Stormchaser: I like to play tag wif my brother. O. What are you going to do when this tag is over? 1: Arcee: Cuddlin' wif daddy. 2: Ceres: I need to water my fresh herbs. 3: Icarus: ...try to disable a jet engine. 4: Stormchaser: Me and Chopper are gonna go bed and listen to papa Tor-Tor read Harry Potter. P. What is your eye color? 1: Arcee: Gween. 2: Ceres: Gold-green. 3: Icarus: Pink 4: Stormchaser: Blue-green. Q. Are you good? Or bad? 1: Arcee: Arcee is a good boy! 2: Ceres: ...Depends on who you ask. 3: Icarus: ...Hrmf. 4: Stormchaser: I'm a good boy! R. Any last words? 1: Arcee: Heehee 2: Ceres: Excelsior! 3: Icarus: Hmph. 4: Stormchaser: N-not really. S. What is your greatest fear? 1: Arcee: Losin' daddy. 2: Ceres: Fire. 3: Icarus: Jet engines. 4: Stormchaser: If I losted my family. T. Does your name have a special meaning? 1: Arcee: Daddy says it comes from RC. 2: Ceres: It is the name of the Earthling Roman Goddess of Agriculture. 3: Icarus: In Jovian it means "The one who flew too far" 4: Stormchaser: It means those guys that chase storms. U. Any siblings? 1: Arcee: No. I'm daddy's only. 2: Ceres: Many Ceresian wardroids 3: Icarus: Several. All Metisian wardroids. 4: Stormchaser: My twin brother Chopper. V. Where do you live? 1: Arcee: Wherever daddy's livin. 2: Ceres: I don't know, honestly... 3: Icarus: Earth. 4: Stormchaser: Monsteropolis City. W. Do you find yourself attractive? 1: Arcee: ...huh? 2: Ceres: Moderately. 3: Icarus: Pff, yeah right. 4: Stormchaser: Whatcha mean? X. Would you kill yourself to protect the one you love? 1: Arcee: But that'd make daddy sad... 2: Ceres: Only if there were no other way. 3: Icarus: ...Why kill myself to protect myself? 4: Stormchaser: That'd make my family so sad though. Tagging: 1: Voldemort. 2: He Who Must Not Be Named. 3: You Know Who. 4: Voldy-mort Voldy-mort oh voldy voldy voldy VOLDYMORT. link contribute to the chaos

Anti Twilight For the Modern Stardroid [May. 18th, 2011|10:01 pm] A. Standard Responses 1. You have no life! Terra: -Snaps finger.- I have no life? I'm brimming with life, Earthling. I certainly have more "life" than you have in your little pinky. And I choose not to devote mine to a trashy scrap of words. 2. OMG How can you NOT like it? WTF is wrong with you? Terra: My reading material is more...quality. -Thumbs through I, Robot.- 3. You're just in denial. You secretly LOVE it! Terra: ...You're in denial that someone hates it. -Still reading I, Robot.- 4. It's pointless to hate something. Terra: It's pointless for you to be a sack of flesh but you still do it. 5. Stop being a hypocrite! Terra: Only when you can. 6. You're immature (for speaking your opinion logically). Terra: Ha! -Wipes eyes and laughs hard.- 7. Something is seriously wrong with you! Terra: -Wipes eyes and laughs harder.- Says the earthling who knows nothing of the universe. 8. Who you think you are? Terra: SRN-001, Terra, leader of the Stardroids and soon to be the overlord of your pathetic planet. 9. OMG, it's just a book! Why are you taking it so seriously? Terra: -Laughs hysterically.- Says you who take it just as seriously. 10. You're just jealous! Terra: Jealous of your apparent lack of a life? 10. You’re reading too much into it. (OR “You’re overanalyzing it.”) Terra: Says the earthling whose ilk is making a religion out of a trashy pile of paper. 11. Think before you act. Terra: -Thinks for a minute, then Spark Chasers another Twitard.- 12. Your arguments are stupid. I didn’t see any of what you’re talking about. Terra: Read the Frozen Apples wiki, and take that thick stack of psychology textbooks from the desk of that earthling over there. -Points toward Kage-kun.- B. Assumptions About Anti-Twilighters 1. You probably haven't even read the book! Terra: I read it. Then I promptly handed it over to Lord Sunstar for burning. 2. You just don't understand the beauty of Edward and Bella's relationship. Terra: What's the beauty in pulling the same shit Mercury does? When was love about psychological abuse, stalking, and violence? I mean, even Sunstar doesn't pull that shit and he's pretty effed up about love. 3. You're just jealous of Bella because she's prettier than you! (to females) Terra: ...HEY VENUS, I GOT A TWITARD'S STATEMENT FOR YOU. 4. You're just jealous because Twilight's taking all the girls away! (to males) Terra: ...When would I want an earthling female? -Leans against Sunstar and strokes his chest.- 5. You've probably only seen the movie. Go read the books; they're SO much better! Terra: I don't go to the Earthling cinema. Especially not for trash. 6. Wow, your love life must suck. Terra: ...Then you obviously haven't seen the passionate stuff that Sunstar and I do. 7. You don't have any idea of what romance is, do you? Terra: Romance. Noun. A romantic affair or experience; a love affair. I'm pretty sure I know what romance is. And Sunstar treats me to it. 8. You’re too young/not mature enough to understand. Terra: Come back and tell me that when you're thousands of years old. Oh wait. You won't be able to because you'll be dead. And I'll be thousands of years older than you still. 9. If you didn't like Twilight and you're a girl, you're probably a lesbian. Terra: ...Venus would take offense to that. She's trying to court Neptune, I'll have you know. 10. You probably only read the first one. You can’t get the full effect from that! Terra: Read all four. Had Sunstar burn all four. 11. You don’t read it? Do you read AT ALL? Terra: I've read works that you don't even know about. I read the first tracts of the Bible when the earthlings of ancient years were still writing it. I've read Egyptian hieroglyphs. I've read literature of every major period on this planet. And I've read literature from throughout this solar system. You've never read Ganymedian war novels, have you, child? Didn't think so. 12. You just don’t have a very big vocabulary. You probably didn’t understand it. Terra: ...I have a broad and rather encompassing vocabulary. These books abused words and mutilated them. I mean good Sungod! How many times does she use "chagrin" wrong in one fucking chapter? 13. It’s okay. Someone will take pity on you one day and be your Edward. Terra: Sunstar can incinerate Edward. 14. Only old, ugly men hate Twilight. Terra: Old, yes. Ugly? You wish, earthling. 13. You probably have no friends. Terra: I have friends in strange places, Earthling. 14. You must be very insecure about yourself. Terra: Many beings have insecurities. I don't feel I have to overcompensate for mine by mocking your trash. 15. You must be the outcasts of society. Terra: Yes, it is rather hard being an alien robot in an earthling human's world. 16. You must be really desperate! Terra: Only desperate to take over your planet. 17. You’re just jealous that Edward loves Bella and not you! Terra: No, Edward's jealous that Sunstar loves me, not him. 18. You don’t even know what you’re talking about! Terra: ...Oh, I know what I'm talking about. Question is...do you? C. You Just Hate… 1. You just hate romances. Terra: -Sarcastic.- Oh, I do! -Eyeroll.- 2. You only hate it because everyone else likes it! Terra: ..."Everyone" or just a select group of earthlings? 3. You just hate Mormons, don’t you? Terra: ...I just hate every earthling. 4. You just hate vampire/werewolf stories! Terra: ...Yeah. I do, don't I? -Sarcasm.- D. Challenges 1. If you think Twilight sucked, why don't you go write a bestseller? Terra: I have under several pseudonyms at different points in history. -Cackle.- 2. Go to college and get an education! You really need it! Terra: I don't need an education, Earthling. I know all this planet's languages and much of its knowledge. E. Questioning Anti-Twlighters 1. If you hated it so much, why would you read it and analyze it? Terra: I read it to see what earthlings were buzzing about. I analyzed the books so I could have a good logical base with which to state not just my dislike but why I dislike. 2. If you hate it, why would you make a website about it? Terra: ...I do not own this site. Yet. 3. If you didn’t like the first one, why did you keep reading the series? Terra: As I said before, I was trying to give it a chance. 4. OMG, it’s just a book! Why are you taking it so seriously? Terra: You take it seriously as well, Earthling. 5. You don’t read it? Do you read AT ALL? Terra: -Drops the Complete Works of Shakespeare in your hands.- Read it. 6. If you hated the books, why would you buy them? Terra: I found them. F. Denial of the Existence of the First Amendment 1. How DARE you say something against (our beloved) Twilight! Terra: ...It's my solar right. 2. We can say whatever we want to! "Freedom of speech, baby!" Terra: Turnabout is fair play, Earthling. 3. If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all. Terra: Whatever. 4. WE DON'T LIKE YOU! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! Terra: Only when you do stalker. 5. You can express your opinion, but you seriously need to shut up. Terra: -Aims Spark Chaser at.- ...Wanna say that when I've got my weapon ready? 6. No one wants to hear what you have to say! If you hate Twilight, no one wants to hear it! Terra: No one wants to hear about Twishit either. 7. I don't have a problem with you bashing Twilight, but just keep it to yourself. Terra: Then you have a problem~. 8. Stop ruining it for those who like it! Terra: What little is RUINABLE and hasn't already been ruined. 9. Honestly, your opinion doesn’t even matter to anyone! Terra: ...Your opinion's just a fart in the wind too, Earthling. 10. You can’t tell these fans that they’re delusional! That’s not nice! In fact, that’s immoral! Terra: I'm not here to be moral. I'm hear to take over this planet. Terra: This applies to each of the ten denials. So it's okay to praise but not to put it down? It's a two way street, not a two dollar buffet. You can't just pick and choose what's "freedom of speech" and what's a "violation of rights", Earthlings. G. Defending Edward 1. Edward isn't abusive! He loves and protects Bella! Terra: Blocking someone, insulting someone, practicing psychological warfare, stalking, and dragging someone do not count as love and protection. That is physical and psychological abuse. It makes one no better than Mercury. 2. Edward isn't a stalker! It's so romantic that he watches Bella while she sleeps. Terra: He broke into her home to do so. Not only is that "breaking and entering" which is a felony in some places, but it's also pretty DAMN creepy. Like Mercury creepy. 3. Edward didn't rape Bella! They were having sex! Terra: It was rape the moment Bella said "no". And rape is a felony in most places on earth. Not to mention a high crime in the universe. 4. Edward is SO hot/sexy/the sex. Terra: ...Sunstar's sexier. 5. But Edward’s old fashioned! Terra: No he's not. Sunstar could tell you what's REALLY old-fashioned. 6. It’s not stalking if Bella’s asleep, you know. Terra: Yes. It is. And it's breaking and entering, which is a fucking felony, as I have stated before. In addition, since he's peeking in on her, it can also be considered voyeurism. SUNGOD he's more of a sicko than MERCURY. 7. So what if Edward’s perverted? He’s still hot! Terra: ...He's sickening and ugly. H. Defending Bella 1. How can you say Bella is shallow? Terra: Because everything to her is about looks. 2. Bella isn’t stupid! She read all those books! Terra: ...She's stupider than MARS. 3. Bella isn't Stephenie Meyer! What the heck is a Mary Sue? Terra: Every piece of evidence indicates that Bella is an idealized version of Stephenie Meyer. In addition, I recommend you google the definition of a Mary Sue and save yourself the trouble. 4. Bella isn’t immature! She takes care of her dad and can cook! Terra: ...By that logic, Pluto's the grand mature Stardroid. 5. What do you mean Bella doesn't have flaws? She's clumsy! Terra: That's a flimsy flaw at best. Want good flaws? Let me point you to a robot with chronic severe fatigue from the overuse of his ability to produce a black hole. He has a severe weakness to even the smallest electrical shocks, which cripple his circuits. He is emotionally and physically very dependent on his brothers to the point that he would not make it alone. This is my brother Saturn. Try a robot with a crippling fear of water and cold places. He is extremely weakened at the touch of one of his own brothers due to his constitutional weakness. He's got the attention span of a goldfish, can't read earthling languages, and is constantly getting himself in trouble. He's easily upset and his emotionality has been used to manipulate him more than once. This is my baby brother Pluto. I. Defending Meyerpires and Meyerwolves 1. How do you know vampires can’t sparkle? Have you ever met one? Terra: Shademan doesn't sparkle and he's a vampire. -Shrug.- 2. Imprinting isn’t pedophilia! It’s destined love! Terra: PREdestined love, where the younger party has no choice in the matter. In addition, it has the potential to become pedophilia, as the imprinter can make all the motions toward his imprintee to prepare them for the sexual acts. I would know a lot about imprinting... 3. Vampires and werewolves aren’t real anyway! SMeyer can write them however she wants! Terra: You make a valid point. However, in all due respect, it does not take back the fact that the way she is writing them does not lead back to the common mythos that many earthlings hold as their truth about vampires. 4. Vampires are sexier when they sparkle! Terra: Sparkles don't make things sexy. RED HOT FIRE does. 5. Vampires can totally have sex! Who said they couldn't? Terra: Traditional folklore. In addition, it was stated innumerable times in the series before being ret-conned by Breaking Dawn. J. Defending the Series 1. What are you talking about? Twilight TOTALLY relates to real life! Terra: Only in the respect of glorifying abusive behaviors and criminal behaviors. 2. Twilight's popular because it's a love story with action! What's not to like? Terra: The characters have the personality of a cardboard-cutout which allows the reader to self-insert. And action is "trying to take over the universe." 3. Twilight inspired kids to read! Terra: ...Partially true. But you know what else inspired kids to read? Harry -effing- Potter. As good as Harry Potter is, I still don't consider it "high literature" just so you know. You know what else inspired them? Percy -MOTHERFUCKIN'- Jackson. Still not "high literature" but pretty damn good books. 4. Twilight got me into reading! Terra: Fair enough. But what else have you branched out into reading? 5. Twilight sold tons of copies! It HAS to be good! Terra: Actually, next to the Bible, the best selling book on Earth is The Little Red Book by Mao Zedong, the guy who turned China communist. Every house in China is required BY LAW to own at least one copy of The Little Red Book. What's it about? Why communism rocks and how awesome Mao is. Does that mean it's good? 6. It’s FICTION. The books don’t need to be realistic! Terra: Books need to retain an element of realism to retain the ability to relate to readers. 7. What do you mean the books are inaccurate? They don’t need accuracy! Terra: Yes, they do need accuracy. One should not try to explain something with a failure of science. In addition, a writer should research the setting before they try to set a book in a place that really exists. It's really insulting to those who really live in a real place. You don't see me writing a book about the moons of Saturn, y'know. 8. People aren’t going to think suicide is the only answer or look for Edward Cullen! That’s stupid! Terra: A few of your fellow Twilight fans seem to have missed that and have both searched for Edward Cullen and committed suicide. 9. It’s the greatest series ever! Terra: Bullshit. 10. It’s the first time that vampires and werewolves have been together! That’s totally original! Terra: It is not. Go do your research! The Underworld movies did it first. 11. Twilight is an amazing and completely original saga! Everyone should love it! Terra: The same could be said about the Rainbow Warrior Miracle Kid games! K. Defending Stephenie Meyer 1. Stephenie Meyer is an awesome writer! How can you say she sucks? Terra: She raped a thesaurus and used it to write drivel. She could Bedazzle the pile of shit forever, but it's still a huge pile of shit. I mean, if you like purple prose and the author's dirty dreams, that's your prerogative. I'm more fond of characterization, plot, and non-forced drama and action. And windmills. -Reading Don Quixote.- 2. All you do is twist Stephenie Meyer's words! Terra: Readers are supposed to interpret books. And this is my interpretation. 3. Stephenie Meyer can do whatever she wants in her books! Leave her alone! Terra: I'll give you that, but I still don't believe they were worth publishing outside of a harlequin romance publisher. 4. She had every right to stop writing Midnight Sun! The people who leaked it were cruel! Terra: Boohoo. SHIT HAPPENS. The leaker was a hero if you ask me. 5. How can you say Stephenie Meyer didn’t do research? Why does she need to? Terra: Because, like I said, if she's going to use science in her book, the science better check out. Otherwise it just looks foolish and implies that Mrs. Meyer knew how terrible her logic was and tried to explain it away. She also should have researched the setting. 6. Stop being mean to Stephenie Meyer! What did she ever do to you? Terra: We're not being mean to her if we're telling the truth. And you know what she did? She created the "books" that spawned your idiot craze. 7. Meyer is SO creative! She, like, made up vampires! Terra: Elizabeth Balthory and Vlad the Impaler were historical inspirations for vampires, thank you very much. Bram Stoker managed to create the vampire genre 108 years before Twilight's publishing date. Check 'em sweetcheeks. 8. Vampires are real because Meyer couldn't have come up with something like that if they weren’t! Terra: Nope. Not real. Based on historical figures. 9. Just because SMeyer didn't MEAN to use themes and symbolism and other literary techniques doesn't mean there aren't any! Terra: The only literary technique in the Twilight series is purple prose. -Scoff- 10. You're just jealous of Stephenie Meyer because she's richer than you! I'll bet you've never had a book published! Terra: ...Oh, then you really haven't read some of the literature that has developed over history. 11. She never said she was pro-domestic violence, so she obviously isn’t! Terra: The words of her pile of shit say otherwise. She ROMANTICIZES domestic violence and abuse. L. Comparisons to Other Literature 1. Twilight is the best work of literature EVER. Terra: Then read other literature before making such a judgement. 2. You don't know what good literature is! Terra: Yeah I do. 3. Stephen King doesn’t know what he’s talking about! He’s just jealous! Terra: He's a bloody genre-defining genius who has had more movies and miniseries based on his works than I can count on my fingers, toes and strands of hair and he doesn't know what he's talking about? Feh. Come back when you've read Kujo, Carrie, and Pet Semitary. Wait. Actually, you should also read The Shining and It as well! Oh, and may I also suggest Salem's Lot, the Dark Tower series, Firestarter... -Keeps rambling about Stephen King.- 4. ::insert good literature here:: is stupid because I couldn't understand it. Terra: Hmph, let's see how that judgement would hold up. Asimovism is stupid because I'm not programmed with the three laws. Broccoli isn't good because it's not ham. See how stupid that sounds? oh wait. OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T! 5. Books don’t need to have morals or symbolism! Terra: Maybe not, but you know what keeps readers interested longer? MORALS AND SYMBOLISM. Little things that show you the writer gives a flyin' fuck. 6. WTF are you talking about? Twilight is SO much better than ::insert book here:: Terra: I'll believe you when pigs fly. 7. Twilight is the new Romeo and Juliet! (OR “Twilight is better than Romeo and Juliet.”) Terra: English lesson! Let's just go over the plot of Romeo and Juliet, because I'm going to fucking sizzle someone with Spark Chaser if I hear this again. Romeo and Juliet plot: Two teenagers from feuding families fall in love. In their haste and runaway passion, they make several mistakes that lead to their downfalls. This is meant to show how impulsive decisions in relationships are harmful and how young love can be toxic. Twilight plot: Some girl falls in love with a guy who is really a vampire and they have sex. There is no point or moral, that's it. It's just the author's wet dream. 8. Stoker/Hamilton/Whedon/Rice/etc. copied off of Stephenie! Terra: CHECK THE PUBLISH DATE YOU BLOODY IGNORAMUSES! Bram Stoker's novel Dracula was published in 1897. 108 fucking years before Twilight. IF ANYTHING, THAT DUMB BROAD OWES THE VAMPIRE GENRE TO STOKER. I MEAN GOOD SUNGOD. 9. Twilight’s better than what you’re reading! Terra: ...don't you ever dare say that about Don Quixote again or I'll tie you to a windmill and let the man de La Mancha skewer you on his lance. M. Immaturity At Its Finest 1. ::insert string of swear words here:: Terra: ...Do you kiss your parents with that mouth? 2. Well, you're just stupid! (OR "You have no brain." OR "You're mentally retarded!") Terra: Aww, you that desperate? 3. Yeah, well you're ugly (so what you say doesn't matter). Terra: I dare you to say that to someone with a disfiguring injury or to someone who has a physical disability. Or say it to Venus and Mars. they'll deal with ya. 4. WTF/OMG/STFU Terra: OMGWTFBBQ. -Cackle.- 5. Shut up, you stupid hater! Terra: You first. 6. You don’t like the Twilight series or Stephenie Meyer? GO DIE! Terra: ...Tell Sunstar that~. 7. ::insert racism here:: Terra: You do know that such language can land you time in jail under the right circumstances, correct? If you LIVE long enough. 8. Oh, go burn in Hell! Terra: I believe that's where you're goin'. 9. You’re just a fat, ugly, 40-year-old male virgin that will never get laid! Terra: ...You wish. 4000 or so years old, yeah. Fat? No. Ugly? Hell no. Virgin? -LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY.- I've been laid so much that I've got Sunstar tattooed as my tramp stamp. 10. You must be a Nazi. (note: This comes up almost ALL the freakin’ time.) Terra: Sieg heil Sunstar. 11. Well…just…SHUT UP! (note: This occurs when the Twitard has been seriously owned.) Terra: Pffffffffft. N. Herd Mentality 1. There's more fans out there that love Twilight than people who hate it! Terra: You wish. 2. You only have one Twilight hate website against a ton of Twilight fansites. We outnumber you! Terra: You wish again. 3. Seriously, why did you even put this video up? No one’s going to agree with you. Terra: Many who dislike Twilight already agree. O. Threats 1. You take that back or I’ll beat you up! Terra: I'd like to see you even try. -Crackles Spark Chaser.- 2. If you don’t stop, you’ll have my friend to deal with. Terra: Really~. -Aims Spark Chaser at your friend.- 3. Take down this video or I’ll report you on YouTube! Terra: Does this mean that I'm allowed to report every video that disparages eco-friendliness? -Scoff.- 4. Twilight is the Bible, and Edward Cullen is my god. You will PAY if you insult them! Terra: I'll stick with Sungod and the Solar Scriptures. 5. I’ll send Eddiekins after you! Terra: And I'll incinerate him. -Clap.- 6. Give me the address of the mental institution you're staying at so I could make you more MENTAL! Terra: Outer space. P. LOLWUT 1. EDWARD CULLEN IS GOD! Terra: He's not Sungod~. 2. What do you mean vampires aren't real? Terra: They're fake. 3. Twilight isn't an obsession; it's a way of life! Terra: For everything there is a time and a place. Twilight has no place and time. 4. Bella is not a swan. She is a person. Terra: -Facepalm.- Well durr. 5. Edward Cullen and Robert Pattinson are one and the same! Robert Pattinson is just hiding it! Terra: ...So are James Bond and all the dudes that ever played him. 6. I’m waiting for my Edward to take me away! Terra: Bye~. 7. Cullenism should be a major religion. Terra: Scientologists agree, because people would stop mocking them and move onto "Cullenists." 8. Edward can sparkle more than you! Terra: ...When did Stardroids sparkle? You know who sparkles better and is allowed to sparkle? David Bowie, Alex Louis Armstrong, and that earthling robot Flashman. 9. Jacob is the new Black! Terra: I weep for the Most Ancient and Noble House of Black (and it's getting blacker every day). 10. We should have Twilight as required reading! Terra: Only if it's required reading for "what not to do". 11. You're just stupid, vampires and werewolves exist but not those other things, like pixies and elves. Terra: None of them exist outside of your little brain. 12. If you know anyone who doesn’t like Twilight or hasn’t heard of it, convert them! Force feed them Twilight passages until they love it! Terra: Torture was already outlawed by the government. And I'm pretty sure we Stardroids do torture better. We just jettison our victims into space. 13. You suck! Even Edward would drain YOUR blood. Terra: ...HA! 14. It’s okay. Someone will take pity on you one day and be your Edward. Terra: And Sunstar will incinerate Edward. 15. No one would stalk you! You WISH you were that special! Terra: Don't want a stalker. -Shrug.- link contribute to the chaos

Turbo's responses to Twitard canned statements [May. 1st, 2011|10:39 pm] [ Tags | anti-twilight, turbo snarks ] [ Weather of the Factory | Pissy ] A. Standard Responses 1. You have no life! Turbo: ...I-I do so! I'm active in a robot stunt club, and I'm very active in my church, oh! And I'm a professional racer! And I like to knit... I just don't like that book and I need somewhere to vent. 2. OMG How can you NOT like it? WTF is wrong with you? Turbo: I'm not fond of the way it portrays an abusive relationship as "true love". I also don't like the flowery language that was used, especially when words were used improperly... 3. You're just in denial. You secretly LOVE it! Turbo: No. I just don't like it. I'm sorry. 4. It's pointless to hate something. Turbo: It is also pointless to argue over the dislike of a book. 5. Stop being a hypocrite! Turbo: Hypocrisy is all around us, my friend. But peace be with you anyways. 6. You're immature (for speaking your opinion logically). Turbo: -Headshake.- Think what you may. Peace be with you. 7. Something is seriously wrong with you! Turbo: Over a book? I see no reason for there to be something seriously wrong over reading material. 8. Who you think you are? Turbo: I'm DWN056, Turboman. I'm a Robot Master who participated in the seventh Wily War and the first winner of the Battle and Chase racing tournament. 9. OMG, it's just a book! Why are you taking it so seriously? Turbo: I could ask you the same question. -Stern look.- 10. You're just jealous! Turbo: What need have I to envy your choice of reading material? 10. You’re reading too much into it. (OR “You’re overanalyzing it.”) Turbo: I'm sure there are extremists who enjoy the series and are making a false religion out of it as well, so the same could be applied to your ilk. -Very stern look.- 11. Think before you act. Turbo: My only action is vocalizing a dislike. I see no reason why I should have to "think" very much before vocalizing dislike. 12. Your arguments are stupid. I didn’t see any of what you’re talking about. Turbo: I've been reading about psychology, plus I've read the Frozen Apples Wiki after reading the books. I can point out line for line what is and isn't psychological abuse, retconning original canon, and other such details. B. Assumptions About Anti-Twilighters 1. You probably haven't even read the book! Turbo: I read the books and then returned them to their owner because I didn't like them. 2. You just don't understand the beauty of Edward and Bella's relationship. Turbo: I see no beauty in stalking, violence, and emotional manipulation. My ex-girlfriend was into that kind of behavior and it still scares the jeepers out of me. 3. You're just jealous of Bella because she's prettier than you! (to females) Turbo: I believe Plum is more qualified to answer this. 4. You're just jealous because Twilight's taking all the girls away! (to males) Turbo: That is a generalization. It does not take "all" girls away. Just naive ones who are sucked into the reading material. 5. You've probably only seen the movie. Go read the books; they're SO much better! Turbo: I've never seen the movie. I can't afford that luxury. 6. Wow, your love life must suck. Turbo: My love life is fine, even if I have to go to confession after every mass because of it. 7. You don't have any idea of what romance is, do you? Turbo: You toss that word around so casually. Yes, it can have the definition of a love affair, but it is much more than that. Romance can also mean a mysterious or fascinating quality or appeal, as of something adventurous, heroic, or strangely beautiful. Such as God's love for humanity and Christ's sacrifice. It can also be a form of medieval literature, an embellished story, or, as a description, one of several languages derived from Latin. Please do not test me, dear friend. Even kindly Catholic robots have their limits. 8. You’re too young/not mature enough to understand. Turbo: Actually, I'm very much an adult and very much mature. 9. If you didn't like Twilight and you're a girl, you're probably a lesbian. Turbo: One, that is a terrible generalization to make. Two, the dislike of a book has nothing to do with one's sexuality. 10. You probably only read the first one. You can’t get the full effect from that! Turbo: I read all four. I got more than the full effect. -Retches.- 11. You don’t read it? Do you read AT ALL? Turbo: I do read quite a bit. Perhaps not much literature other than Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, and The Lord of the Rings, but I am an avid reader. I must ask you one question. Do you read the Bible? I recommend it. 12. You just don’t have a very big vocabulary. You probably didn’t understand it. Turbo: I may not have a broad vocabulary, but I do not need a massive vocabulary to understand that the books glorify suicide, lust, and abuse. 13. It’s okay. Someone will take pity on you one day and be your Edward. Turbo: I do not need an "Edward". I have Nitro. 14. Only old, ugly men hate Twilight. Turbo: I-I'm not ugly. Or old! 13. You probably have no friends. Turbo: I have many friends--my friends from the Robot Stunt Club, my brothers from every generation, a few Light Numbers... 14. You must be very insecure about yourself. Turbo: While that may be true, I do not have to compensate by mocking a book. I compensate by racing my hardest. 15. You must be the outcasts of society. Turbo: Yes, it is rather hard being a robot in a human's world. 16. You must be really desperate! Turbo: I'm not that desperate, actually. Please take your meandering logic elsewhere. 17. You’re just jealous that Edward loves Bella and not you! Turbo: I said I don't need "Edward". 18. You don’t even know what you’re talking about! Turbo: No, I know plenty. C. You Just Hate… 1. You just hate romances. Turbo: I'm actually rather fond of properly-done romances. This was handled improperly. 2. You only hate it because everyone else likes it! Turbo: No. I dislike it because I've tried to give it a chance and see no redeemable qualities about a book I felt I needed to go to confessional after reading. 3. You just hate Mormons, don’t you? Turbo: Actually, I know some very kind Mormons and am okay with those of another sect of Christianity. My dislike is only focused on Mrs. Meyer. 4. You just hate vampire/werewolf stories! Turbo: Nay. I'm very fond of properly-done vampire/werewolf stories. D. Challenges 1. If you think Twilight sucked, why don't you go write a bestseller? Turbo: Funny you should ask. I've been working on a novel. 2. Go to college and get an education! You really need it! Turbo: ...I'm fine with my G.E.D., thank you. E. Questioning Anti-Twlighters 1. If you hated it so much, why would you read it and analyze it? Turbo: I read it to try to give the books a chance. I analyzed the books so I could have a good logical base with which to state not just my dislike but why I dislike. 2. If you hate it, why would you make a website about it? Turbo: ...I do not own this site. 3. If you didn’t like the first one, why did you keep reading the series? Turbo: As I said before, I was trying to give it a chance. 4. OMG, it’s just a book! Why are you taking it so seriously? Turbo: You take it seriously as well. 5. You don’t read it? Do you read AT ALL? Turbo: -Shoves a bible in your hands.- Read it. 6. If you hated the books, why would you buy them? Turbo: I borrowed them, if you were even listening. F. Denial of the Existence of the First Amendment 1. How DARE you say something against (our beloved) Twilight! Turbo: -Trying to remain calm.- It is my first amendment right. 2. We can say whatever we want to! "Freedom of speech, baby!" Turbo: Turnabout is fair play. 3. If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all. Turbo: I agree with you on this point and I have tried to be nothing but polite in simply telling you I dislike the books and why I dislike them. 4. WE DON'T LIKE YOU! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! Turbo: Then stop following me. 5. You can express your opinion, but you seriously need to shut up. Turbo: -Glowy red eyes.- ...It is my first amendment right to express myself in a manner I choose. 6. No one wants to hear what you have to say! If you hate Twilight, no one wants to hear it! Turbo: No one that likes Twilight, that is. 7. I don't have a problem with you bashing Twilight, but just keep it to yourself. Turbo: Then clearly you have a problem. 8. Stop ruining it for those who like it! Turbo: There's not much to ruin that hasn't been ruined by the books themselves. -Grating noises in vocal chip.- 9. Honestly, your opinion doesn’t even matter to anyone! Turbo: Hmph. No one's "opinion" matters in the grand scheme of things! 10. You can’t tell these fans that they’re delusional! That’s not nice! In fact, that’s immoral! Turbo: The only fans that I call delusional are the ones who go out "searching for Edward" because he is fictional and they will not be finding him. I see no ethical dilemma in looking out for one's safety. Turbo: This applies to each of the ten denials. It's perfectly fine for one to have "freedom of speech" while they're praising Twilight, but the moment someone says something negative it's suddenly a "crime"? It's a two way street, not a two dollar buffet. You can't just pick and choose what's "freedom of speech" and what's a "violation of rights". It's this kind of thinking that sickens me to my very core! G. Defending Edward 1. Edward isn't abusive! He loves and protects Bella! Turbo: Blocking someone, insulting someone, practicing psychological warfare, stalking, and dragging someone do not count as love and protection. That is physical and psychological abuse. 2. Edward isn't a stalker! It's so romantic that he watches Bella while she sleeps. Turbo: He broke into her home to do so. Not only is that "breaking and entering" which is a felony, but it's also pretty DAMN creepy. 3. Edward didn't rape Bella! They were having sex! Turbo: It was rape the moment Bella said "no". And rape is a felony. 4. Edward is SO hot/sexy/the sex. Turbo: One's appearance has no bearing on getting away with crimes. 5. But Edward’s old fashioned! Turbo: His behavior is nothing of the sort. It is reprehensible and downright horrible. 6. It’s not stalking if Bella’s asleep, you know. Turbo Yes. It is. And it's breaking and entering, which is a fucking felony, as I have stated before. In addition, since he's peeking in on her, it can also be considered voyeurism. 7. So what if Edward’s perverted? He’s still hot! Turbo: One's appearance does not bloody redeem their sins! H. Defending Bella 1. How can you say Bella is shallow? Turbo: Her every perception is based on the appearance of things and people, rather than any details about people or things. 2. Bella isn’t stupid! She read all those books! Turbo: I've read the same books. Does this make me "not stupid"? 3. Bella isn't Stephenie Meyer! What the heck is a Mary Sue? Turbo: Every piece of evidence indicates that Bella is an idealized version of Stephenie Meyer. In addition, I recommend you google the definition of a Mary Sue and save yourself the trouble. 4. Bella isn’t immature! She takes care of her dad and can cook! Turbo: By your standards, my dear brother Crashman would be mature at the age of nine. 5. What do you mean Bella doesn't have flaws? She's clumsy! Turbo: That's a flimsy flaw at best. Want good flaws? Let me point you to a robot with severe confidence issues that have led him to severe depression and alienation from even his closest friends at many points. Add in that physically, he is easily damaged by plasma shots, as well as boomerangs and saw blades. Add in a crippling phobia of dogs that has been simply triggered by the young robot in question simply trying to walk down the street and sends him into a severe panic attack. In addition, magnetic fields make severe trouble for him, as they draw him in without warning. This would be my brother Metalman. Try a robot with severe anxiety issues that often lead to crippling emotional breakdowns or belligerent behavior. Sprinkle in some insane impulsivity that has nearly gotten him killed. Throw in his physical weakness to a weapon that essentially brings time to a screeching halt and makes his mass infinite and painful. In addition, throw in severe caffeine addiction that is to the point that it is exacerbating anxiety issues as well as impairing his life. This would be my older brother Quickman. I. Defending Meyerpires and Meyerwolves 1. How do you know vampires can’t sparkle? Have you ever met one? Turbo: My brother Shademan doesn't sparkle and he's a vampire. -Shrug.- 2. Imprinting isn’t pedophilia! It’s destined love! Turbo: PREdestined love, where the younger party has no choice in the matter. In addition, it has the potential to become pedophilia, as the imprinter can make all the motions toward his imprintee to prepare them for the sexual acts. 3. Vampires and werewolves aren’t real anyway! SMeyer can write them however she wants! Turbo: You make a valid point. However, in all due respect, it does not take back the fact that the way she is writing them does not lead back to the common mythos that many people hold as truth. 4. Vampires are sexier when they sparkle! Turbo: Sparkles don't make things sexy. I should know. 5. Vampires can totally have sex! Who said they couldn't? Turbo: Traditional folklore. In addition, it was stated innumerable times in the series before being ret-conned by Breaking Dawn. J. Defending the Series 1. What are you talking about? Twilight TOTALLY relates to real life! Turbo: Only in the respect of glorifying abusive behaviors and criminal behaviors. 2. Twilight's popular because it's a love story with action! What's not to like? Turbo: The characters have the personality of a cardboard-cutout which allows the reader to self-insert into the story. And if that's action, I'd hate to see what a robot stunt club in Twilight would consider action. Hopping a ramp? 3. Twilight inspired kids to read! Turbo: ...Partially true. But you know what else inspired kids to read? Harry -effing- Potter. As good as Harry Potter is, I still don't consider it "high literature" just so you know. 4. Twilight got me into reading! Turbo: Fair enough. But what else have you branched out into reading? 5. Twilight sold tons of copies! It HAS to be good! Turbo: Actually, next to the Bible, the best selling book in the world ia The Little Red Book by Mao Zedong, the guy who turned China communist. Every house in China is required BY LAW to own at least one copy of The Little Red Book. What's it about? Why communism rocks and how awesome Mao is. Does that mean it's good? 6. It’s FICTION. The books don’t need to be realistic! Turbo: Books need to retain an element of realism to retain the ability to relate to readers. 7. What do you mean the books are inaccurate? They don’t need accuracy! Turbo: Yes, they do need accuracy. One should not try to explain something with a failure of science. In addition, a writer should research the setting before they try to set a book in a place that really exists. 8. People aren’t going to think suicide is the only answer or look for Edward Cullen! That’s stupid! Turbo: A few of your fellow Twilight fans seem to have missed that and have both searched for Edward Cullen and committed suicide. 9. It’s the greatest series ever! Turbo: How DARE you declare that until you've read other series and watched different series. 10. It’s the first time that vampires and werewolves have been together! That’s totally original! Turbo: It is not. Go do your research! The Underworld movies. 11. Twilight is an amazing and completely original saga! Everyone should love it! Turbo: The same could be said about the Rainbow Warrior Miracle Kid games! K. Defending Stephenie Meyer 1. Stephenie Meyer is an awesome writer! How can you say she sucks? Turbo: She overuses a thesaurus and uses it to write drivel. She could Bedazzle the pile of crap forever, but it's still a huge pile of crap. I mean, if you like purple prose and the author's perverse dreams, that's your prerogative. I'm more fond of characterization, plot, and non-forced drama and action. 2. All you do is twist Stephenie Meyer's words! Turbo: Readers are supposed to interpret books. 3. Stephenie Meyer can do whatever she wants in her books! Leave her alone! Turbo: I'll give you that, but I still don't believe they were worth publishing outside of a harlequin romance publisher. 4. She had every right to stop writing Midnight Sun! The people who leaked it were cruel! Turbo: Yes, it was cruel to Mrs. Meyer and her fans, but to those of us that dislike Twilight believe it was a blessing to us as it stopped the series. 5. How can you say Stephenie Meyer didn’t do research? Why does she need to? Turbo: Because, like I said, if she's going to use science in her book, the science better check out. Otherwise it just looks foolish and implies that Mrs. Meyer knew how terrible her logic was and tried to explain it away. She also should have researched the setting. 6. Stop being mean to Stephenie Meyer! What did she ever do to you? Turbo: We're not being mean to her if we're telling the truth. 7. Meyer is SO creative! She, like, made up vampires! Turbo: Elizabeth Balthory and Vlad the Impaler were historical inspirations for vampires, thank you very much. Bram Stoker managed to create the vampire genre 108 years before Twilight's publishing date. 8. Vampires are real because Meyer couldn't have come up with something like that if they weren’t! Metty: ...The Transformers are real too. <3 ROBOTS IN DISGUISE! 9. Just because SMeyer didn't MEAN to use themes and symbolism and other literary techniques doesn't mean there aren't any! Turbo: The only literary technique in the Twilight series is purple prose. -Scoff- 10. You're just jealous of Stephenie Meyer because she's richer than you! I'll bet you've never had a book published! Turbo: I don't need to have a book published to know that her book is drivel. 11. She never said she was pro-domestic violence, so she obviously isn’t! Turbo: The words of her "novel" say otherwise. She ROMANTICIZES domestic violence and abuse. L. Comparisons to Other Literature 1. Twilight is the best work of literature EVER. Turbo: Then read other literature before making such a judgement. 2. You don't know what good literature is! Turbo: How dare you make such a judgment! -Black exhaust and glowy red eyes.- 3. Stephen King doesn’t know what he’s talking about! He’s just jealous! Turbo: He's a bloody genre-defining genius who has had more movies and miniseries based on his works than I can count on my fingers, toes and exhaust pipes and he doesn't know what he's talking about? Feh. Come back when you've read Kujo, Carrie, and Pet Semitary. Wait. Actually, you should also read The Shining and It as well! 4. ::insert good literature here:: is stupid because I couldn't understand it. Turbo: Hmph, let's see how that judgement would hold up. Asimovism is stupid because I'm not programmed with the three laws. Broccoli isn't good because it's not potato chips. See how stupid that sounds? oh wait. OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T! 5. Books don’t need to have morals or symbolism! Turbo: Maybe not, but you know what keeps readers interested longer? MORALS AND SYMBOLISM. Little things that show you the writer gives a hang about what they're writing. 6. WTF are you talking about? Twilight is SO much better than ::insert book here:: Turbo: You know what? Give me a detailed written explanation and maybe I'll believe your claim. And no, you may not use Wikipedia as a resource. 7. Twilight is the new Romeo and Juliet! (OR “Twilight is better than Romeo and Juliet.”) Turbo: I will literally go batshit if I hear this fucking drivel again. The story behind Romeo and Juliet? Two star-crossed young lovers from feuding families fall in love and die. Its purpose? To show how toxic young love can be. The story behind Twilight? Stephenie Meyer had a perverse dream about a sparkling vampire-wannabe named Edward Cullen and had dream-sex with him and wanted to write her sexcapades! 8. Stoker/Hamilton/Whedon/Rice/etc. copied off of Stephenie! Turbo: CHECK THE PUBLISH DATE YOU BLOODY IGNORAMUSES! Bram Stoker's novel Dracula was published in 1897. 108 fucking years before Twilight. IF ANYTHING, THAT DUMB BROAD OWES THE VAMPIRE GENRE TO STOKER. 9. Twilight’s better than what you’re reading! Turbo: To quote my favorite book -- "...You shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments." M. Immaturity At Its Finest 1. ::insert string of swear words here:: Turbo: I must ask you first. Do you kiss your maternal unit with that mouth? Someone ought to wash your mouth out with copious amounts of lye soap. 2. Well, you're just stupid! (OR "You have no brain." OR "You're mentally retarded!") Turbo: How dare you even make such judgments you petty child! -Motor rev of rage.- 3. Yeah, well you're ugly (so what you say doesn't matter). Turbo: I dare you to say that to someone with a disfiguring injury or to someone who has a physical disability. If you spoke such things around St. Isadore Catholic Church of Monsteropolis, I can assure you the parishioners would not take lightly to your statements. 4. WTF/OMG/STFU Turbo: Clean up your language, and..."You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain." 5. Shut up, you stupid hater! Turbo: It is my God-given right to express my opinion and I will CONTINUE to express it. 6. You don’t like the Twilight series or Stephenie Meyer? GO DIE! Turbo: My God have mercy on your soul for saying such things. Because I certainly wouldn't. 7. ::insert racism here:: Turbo: You do know that such language can land you time in jail under the right circumstances, correct? 8. Oh, go burn in Hell! Turbo: I believe that is your job, heathen. -Hiss.- 9. You’re just a fat, ugly, 40-year-old male virgin that will never get laid! Turbo: Actually, I'm a tall, broad-built hot rod. And I'd prefer to remain chaste until I have found myself in a committed relationship than to be of loose virtue as someone such as yourself is. 10. You must be a Nazi. (note: This comes up almost ALL the freakin’ time.) Turbo: How dare you compare the dislike of a book to the atrocities that one race of humans have committed upon another race of humans! -Black plumes of exhaust, engine revving, red eyes of rage.- 11. Well…just…SHUT UP! (note: This occurs when the Twitard has been seriously owned.) Turbo: Quiet your own damned mouth first, you heathen female of loose virtue! N. Herd Mentality 1. There's more fans out there that love Twilight than people who hate it! Turbo: And if all those fans jumped off a cliff, would you do the same? 2. You only have one Twilight hate website against a ton of Twilight fansites. We outnumber you! Turbo: It isn't about numbers, I'm afraid. It's about tactics and your tactics are nothing more than puerile school-child tactics. 3. Seriously, why did you even put this video up? No one’s going to agree with you. Turbo: Many who dislike Twilight already agree. Go take your pro-Twilight drivel elsewhere before I have to confess an irredeemable sin. O. Threats 1. You take that back or I’ll beat you up! Turbo: I'd like to see you even try. I'm built large and of high-grade thick steel. You'll break bones just trying to attack me. 2. If you don’t stop, you’ll have my friend to deal with. Turbo: Fine. Let yourself be responsible for the injuries your friend suffers attempting to harm me. May the Lord have mercy on your soul. 3. Take down this video or I’ll report you on YouTube! Turbo: Does this mean that I'm allowed to report every video that disparages cars that run on gasoline? -Scoff.- 4. Twilight is the Bible, and Edward Cullen is my god. You will PAY if you insult them! Turbo: May the Lord have mercy on your heathen soul. I know my God and He will not forgive such transgressions against His holy name. 5. I’ll send Eddiekins after you! Turbo: You can no more sic a fictional character upon me then you can drive a stick-shift car, child. 6. Give me the address of the mental institution you're staying at so I could make you more MENTAL! Turbo: -Looks up a mental institution online.- I probably shouldn't bear false witness. Instead, I'm going to give you this address in hopes that you are checked into this institution to keep you from being a danger to others. P. LOLWUT 1. EDWARD CULLEN IS GOD! Turbo: Thou shalt not have any other gods before God. 2. What do you mean vampires aren't real? Turbo: They do not exist. They are a figment of your imagination. They are inspired by historical figures but do not exist! 3. Twilight isn't an obsession; it's a way of life! Turbo: For everything there is a time and a place. Twilight has no place and time anywhere other than your free time when you feel like reading. 4. Bella is not a swan. She is a person. Turbo: That was obvious from the get-go. She might as well be a swan for all I care, however. Perhaps it would make her a little more believable than just being a walking, talking blow-up doll. 5. Edward Cullen and Robert Pattinson are one and the same! Robert Pattinson is just hiding it! Turbo: Do you even realize how stupid that sounds? If you cannot distinguish fantasy such as a movie from reality, you really do need your head examined! 6. I’m waiting for my Edward to take me away! Turbo: -Eye roll.- Good riddance you heathen bitch. 7. Cullenism should be a major religion. Turbo: Scientologists agree, because people would stop mocking them and move onto "Cullenists." However, I don't see any other major religion agreeing because it would be a blasphemy to all that is sacred and holy! 8. Edward can sparkle more than you! Turbo: Since when does a hot-rod need to sparkle? You know who sparkles better and is allowed to sparkle? David Bowie, Alex Louis Armstrong, and Flashman. 9. Jacob is the new Black! Turbo: I weep for the Most Ancient and Noble House of Black. 10. We should have Twilight as required reading! Turbo: Only if it's required reading for "what not to do". 11. You're just stupid, vampires and werewolves exist but not those other things, like pixies and elves. Turbo: None of those creatures exist. Not vampires and werewolves, or even pixies, elves, and hobbits. If you're unable to distinguish fantasy from reality, I suggest you go to a counselor or to the mental institution I'm referring you to. 12. If you know anyone who doesn’t like Twilight or hasn’t heard of it, convert them! Force feed them Twilight passages until they love it! Turbo: Torture was already outlawed by the government. I'd change that statement if i were you, because the government can and will come for you if you try. 13. You suck! Even Edward would drain YOUR blood. Turbo: Hope he likes motor oil and transmission fluid. 14. It’s okay. Someone will take pity on you one day and be your Edward. Turbo: FOR THE LAST BLOODY TIME, I DON'T NEED AN EDWARD. 15. No one would stalk you! You WISH you were that special! Turbo: Too late. I've already had a stalker that left me horrified and paranoid for a few years after the incident. How dare you speak something like this to the victim of a stalking. link contribute to the chaos

Fic Post: At the Speed of Our Love (Chapter 1) [Apr. 8th, 2011|03:59 am] [ Tags | first finding out, quickelec, robot mpreg ] Title: At the Speed of Our Love Chapter Title: Swiftly The News Comes Fandom: Megaman Classic Character/Pairing: Quickman x Elecman Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: I don't even claim to own the Megaman series. That's a Capcom property, yo. I'm merely using the Robot Masters as dolls for my sick desires. Warning: This might rape your childhood so if you don't like the thought that Quickman is gay for Elecman and vice versa, that's your cue to hit the back button NOW. Also, if you are squicked by the thought that a male robot can get knocked up, that's another cue to hit the back button. May contain traces of vomiting robots, and Elecman crying over little things. Summary: So soon after getting married, Elecman finds out that he and Quickman will be having a new addition to their family. ( Swiftly the News Comes ) link 2 contributions|contribute to the chaos

The Words He'd Never Say [Mar. 14th, 2011|02:55 am] [ Tags | blues metal listeningin ] [ Weather of the Factory | sleepy ] "Daisuki dayo..." A shaky voice whispered. "Hajimete ata tokikara sukidata." A bedroom door stands between any observers. All people would hear is a one-sided conversation about love. Behind the door, a meek teenage boy hides his face behind a scarf, trying desperately to speak. "Blues-kun, zutto issho-ni itai." The door is suddenly forced open. He staggers backward and all you can do is stare at him. He looks so vulnerable without his armor, his mask laying aside, those ears drooped like a scolded puppy's ears. You didn't mean to bust in on him, but now that you have, he's a deer in your headlights. You speak up. "Pardon me." He yelps and pulls his scarf up tighter. "Blues-kuuuuuuuuuuun! Gomen ne!" "Meturu-kun..." "Kikimashita?" "Meturu-kun..." "Kikimashita?!" "Meturu-kun...I-I didn't." You're lying, of course. You heard every word. You know how much he loves you; you kind of like him too, but you haven't told him yet. Perhaps today is the day. Perhaps you will tell him how you feel. Before too long, anyway. link contribute to the chaos

Fic Post: Fighting for Four [Jan. 26th, 2011|06:07 pm] [ Tags | holyhell asskicking, magnetshadow, robot mpreg ] Title: Fighting for Three Fandom: Megaman Classic Character/Pairing Magnetman x Shadowman Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: I don't even claim to own the Megaman series. That's a Capcom property, yo. I'm merely using the Robot Masters as dolls for my sick desires. Warning: This might rape your childhood so if you don't like the thought that Magnetman is gay for Shadowman and vice versa, that's your cue to hit the back button NOW. Also, if you are squicked by the thought that a male robot can get knocked up, that's another cue to hit the back button. Also--contains extreme violence. Summary: Surrounded by Sniper Joes, Magnetman and Shadowman must fight; however, for Shadowman, the stakes are higher than ever. ( Fighting for Three ) link contribute to the chaos

Fic Post: Morning Cravings [Jan. 23rd, 2011|07:31 pm] [ Tags | fic, magnetshadow, robot mpreg, shameless smut ] Title: Morning Cravings Fandom: Megaman Classic Character/Pairing Magnetman x Shadowman Rating: NC-17/M Disclaimer: I don't even claim to own the Megaman series. That's a Capcom property, yo. I'm merely using the Robot Masters as dolls for my sick desires. Warning: This might rape your childhood so if you don't like the thought that Magnetman is gay for Shadowman and vice versa, that's your cue to hit the back button NOW. Also, if you are squicked by the thought that a male robot can get knocked up, that's another cue to hit the back button. Also--contains sexual activity that may not be suitable for minors. Summary: When Magnet Man brings a very pregnant Shadow Man breakfast in bed, he is called upon to satisfy more than one craving. ( Morning Cravings ) link contribute to the chaos

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